6:08 All Dogs Go to Heaven
All Dogs May Go To Heaven in Supernatural Season Six Episode Eight but Liz is not watching this very upsetting episode again. Instead we brought in Babe for his commentary! Then Babe and Diana square in the uplifting quiz "Did the Dog Die?"
Research Links
- All Dogs Go To Heaven | Supernatural Wiki | Fandom
- Does the dog die? | DoesTheDogDie.com
- Our Top 10 Movies Where the Dog Doesn’t Die | BeChewy
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Transcript
jerk:
That's it.
bitch:
Put hair on it.
jerk:
Welcome to this week's episode
bitch:
Thank
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of Devil's
bitch:
you. Bye.
jerk:
Trap podcast. I'm Diana.
bitch:
I'm Liz. Once again, still coming to you live from my childhood bedroom. I apologize to our audio engineer who is watching us for my shitty, shitty sound. What's
jerk:
Well,
bitch:
up?
jerk:
so, yeah, we're gonna get in a few minutes, we'll get into season six episode eight, All Dogs Go to Heaven. But for now, what's going on with you, Liz?
bitch:
um life is suffering is what buddha said and so trying to remember that as my life is suffering like i don't know why it's an emo world but we're just that's the week and all things emo everything sucks but so did you know that wells just stop working and there's nothing you can do You can't flush toilets or shower and then have to explain that to a mother whose mind is not necessarily all there about these things and that apparently
jerk:
Mm-mm.
bitch:
they break a lot and they're in demand so it takes forever to people to get them fixed.
jerk:
Huh, yeah, I was not aware about anything about Wells quite frankly.
bitch:
And then I tried to Google services and it's just like well-being or just like all the other homonyms that well
jerk:
Right.
bitch:
has.
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
So it was impossible, just trying to come up with as many other words that you could throw into the SEO to be like plumbing,
jerk:
What? What
bitch:
drilling.
jerk:
her well?
bitch:
But yeah, because also if you didn't specify water well, this is Texas. So you could have Bear
jerk:
Oh
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County
jerk:
yeah.
bitch:
in Texas. It's like
jerk:
Oh yeah.
bitch:
oil and gas drilling. I'm like, I don't need to. No, I don't need to like discover oil or gas. Like I just need somebody to come fix my pipes or something.
jerk:
You aren't
bitch:
No,
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looking for
bitch:
no.
jerk:
black gold. You're looking for freakin' some water to flush your fucking toilet.
bitch:
That's really all. I think it's all we really want. But we were watching some, I remember Josh Gates' show, Expedition, and I don't know if I was watching that with my mom. And they had all these medieval toilets. And I was like, look at that. That's a hole in the wall. You should be grateful. We just
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
can't flush this that often, but we can flush it. And
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
it's inside. You could be doing this. Or you could be going outside. I was like, you use an outhouse as a child. This was not comforting to my mother. Who'd have thought?
jerk:
Okay. Okay.
bitch:
So well, that is my struggle. My struggle. And you Diana, are you struggling?
jerk:
Yeah, I am, but not not with that. Now, this past weekend, I got to do a quick trip down to Spicewood, Texas to Willie Nelson's ranch for Luck Reunion.
bitch:
I'm a brug.
jerk:
Yeah, it was, oh, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it was fun. I mean, technically it was a work trip, but it was a fun work trip. So I was just real tired, and then my back hurt afterwards, and I was real sleepy.
bitch:
You're so old.
jerk:
I know, it's
bitch:
I went
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stupid.
bitch:
to a concert and my back hurts.
jerk:
Well, I mean, I was out there like
bitch:
Not
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walking
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like,
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on uneven
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oh my god,
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surface.
bitch:
I'm so hungover. I had the best time. My voice is so sore.
jerk:
Oh my God.
bitch:
But god, my back hurts. Oh.
jerk:
Oh my God. Yeah, no, it was it was pretty. Um, but, um, but yeah, that. And then, uh, had a good hang with our car club and got a new member in the car club. So that was exciting.
bitch:
Do they have to go through hazing? Do you
jerk:
Well,
bitch:
initiate
jerk:
I mean,
bitch:
people like in ways that
jerk:
I mean,
bitch:
you can't talk about?
jerk:
Totally, totally. It's brutal, harsh, harsh, if you will. We can't talk about it publicly, because we might get sued. So, you know, I'm just kidding. But there is a little ceremony to it. So we did that, and then, it was
bitch:
Someday
jerk:
a good time.
bitch:
that'll be taken out of context. It'll be great
jerk:
Good, there you go. But yeah, so we did that, and then now I just am in pure work chaos mode because it's spring and that's concert season. And plus, you know, opening a new venue. That's all, that's all, no biggie.
bitch:
That's all. No big deal. Just a very large, very historic venue that...
jerk:
with a lot of publicity around it.
bitch:
Yeah,
jerk:
Yeah,
bitch:
yeah.
jerk:
not stressful at all.
bitch:
No. But very exciting. And...
jerk:
It is.
bitch:
And it is spring today. We are recording on the first day of spring.
jerk:
Bye.
bitch:
So there are many festivals and things generally involving fucking, which is fine. I mean, if y'all want to celebrate this by going out and banging somebody, cool. Or you can hug a buddy.
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
I bought a Reese's Peanut Butter shaped egg today at the grocery store. That was all I bought from the Easter candy aisle, which I was very impressed with.
jerk:
I'm proud of that.
bitch:
Because I was like so stressed and like there's too many choices and I'm just
jerk:
Oh, you
bitch:
like,
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just
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that
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grab one and go, yeah.
bitch:
I was like, I knew I knew I needed the peanut butter egg. Like how you start
jerk:
It's
bitch:
spring.
jerk:
good chat.
bitch:
Yeah.
jerk:
Yeah, it's good chat.
bitch:
Not
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I am
bitch:
like
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a...
bitch:
that nasty ass Cadbury bunny shit. But.
jerk:
Love a Cadbury egg. Are you kidding me?
bitch:
Ugh.
jerk:
Oh, they're so good and
bitch:
They
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then
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just
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I
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taste
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saw
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like they're already rancid. Like whatever is
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So
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inside
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I
bitch:
that is not actually a real thing.
jerk:
like to I like to lick it out
bitch:
Yeah,
jerk:
Real weird
bitch:
you just let you like this is Diana's ASMR for catberry.
jerk:
And then, no, but actually my favorite Easter candy is so Easter is the hot season with my favorite candy and that is peeps. Now I realized they make peeps for other holidays now, but the only ones that are like the best ones are the traditional fucking peeps. The little birdies, those are the best ones. Now the bunnies are fine, but they make those like into snowmen and everything, ghosts and everything else now. It's fine, but it loses the novelty. I want a straight up fucking peep. I love them. I love them. I hoard them because they have a long and thick. I put them in the cabinet and I eat them throughout the year.
bitch:
They are vile, nasty
jerk:
So good.
bitch:
things. They
jerk:
So
bitch:
are
jerk:
good.
bitch:
only good for blowing up in the microwave and also for the peep. There's like the peep book and like, I know there, I think there's videos too of like peeps, like like the stripper peeps and other
jerk:
Oh yeah,
bitch:
things.
jerk:
I've seen that.
bitch:
Like,
jerk:
Like
bitch:
yeah,
jerk:
all the dioramas of peeps
bitch:
yes,
jerk:
that be like, mm-hmm.
bitch:
I enjoy that. That is what they are good for. I don't think they're actually for eating. They're just for blowing up in a microwave because that is highly enjoyable. And it doesn't matter like what you can do that with the Halloween peeps. you can do that with the Easter bunnies or they all blow up just the same.
jerk:
Damn, I like them though, my weirdo.
bitch:
You like, well, I think it's just like, you like very processed sugar is what it sounds like. You like things that like, oh, I like this goo inside this egg, which
jerk:
And smarties
bitch:
I guarantee
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and
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you,
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all those
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like,
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kind of things like, yeah,
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if you
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like,
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looked at
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I like
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the
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that
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ingredient
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shit.
bitch:
list, you wouldn't be able to pronounce anything in the back of a Cadbury egg.
jerk:
Yeah, probably not. Probably not. That's okay though.
bitch:
Oh,
jerk:
That's all right. Bye.
bitch:
so very exciting. So happy spring, happy.
jerk:
Happy spring.
bitch:
Yeah. That's a nice thing to celebrate, right? Cause that means summer is coming. I don't know. It's almost Friday. We have like a few days until Friday.
jerk:
Sure.
bitch:
Sure. We'll just get with
jerk:
That's
bitch:
that.
jerk:
not helpful. Not helpful. So.
bitch:
So anyhow, let's start talking about, we got some interesting things that are going to be happening on this episode.
jerk:
Yeah, it's a little different, a little different tonight.
bitch:
It's going to be a little different. We're going to tell you why, because we're going to tell you about what this episode is, and then we'll get a little further. So this was season six, episode eight. All dogs go to heaven, which in German is Allerhunde kommen in die Himmel, which I just think is great. In French, it was La Mute. I don't know, I can't speak French. And I was like, in Hungarian, it's Asper du Krakow, no, something, but it was the devil's dog in Hungarian. So
jerk:
Ooh,
bitch:
this
jerk:
that's
bitch:
first
jerk:
very different.
bitch:
,:jerk:
And the funny thing is, is that you told me that this one's the one you didn't want to watch this one and you weren't going to watch it. And I feel like I ask you for like, uh, what, what, what, warn me on this one or whatever. And apparently I didn't ask why for this one.
bitch:
Oops.
jerk:
So you, so you assigned the dog owners to this one.
bitch:
Yeah, so we have enlisted the assistance of our audio engineer, songwriting, et cetera, Babe,
jerk:
Yes.
bitch:
aka Diana's husband, Dave.
jerk:
Mm-hmm
bitch:
And I asked him to, who does not watch the show?
jerk:
Not
bitch:
So,
jerk:
regularly, he's seen
bitch:
no,
jerk:
it, but he doesn't,
babe:
I do
jerk:
yeah.
babe:
not.
bitch:
yes.
babe:
And then weirdly enough too, even though I do all the engineering for it, I still, I listen to maybe three or four minutes of it every week because I just, I know where to go to do each edit. So I've, I've seen, I watched what the first one or two episodes
jerk:
First
babe:
with
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handful,
babe:
you and then
jerk:
but, uh.
babe:
handful and then this one. So
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
yeah.
bitch:
so babe, gladly volunteered to come in and take one for the team and watch this episode. And I hate this episode. I, I, I don't even know. I think that's just it. I just, I hate it. It's gross.
jerk:
I'm gonna say, I will obviously break it down at the end, but I will say that while it was upsetting, I didn't find it probably as distressing as maybe you did, but that's everybody's different, so that's okay.
bitch:
Everybody's different
babe:
Mm-hmm
bitch:
and it's really just there and we'll get to longer. I'm gonna stop it I'll come I'll
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
come back with my thoughts at the end. So guys I mean, I will be here for commentary, but this is this is jerk and babe show to talk about
jerk:
Woohoo!
bitch:
This episode so take it away guys
jerk:
All right, so we kick off with the Honey Wagon Bar in Buffalo, and we got a guy talking on his leaving, talking on his phone, walking to his car, and talking about an exceptionally spoiled dog, like to his dog sitter or somebody that's taking care of his dog. It's real weird, and I was like, dang, I think I treat my dogs good, and this guy's real douchey. No offense if that's what you do with your dogs, it was just a lot. And gets into his Cadillac, and then something jumps out of the woods, attacks him. through his car.
babe:
Jump through the windshield
jerk:
Through the windshield.
babe:
too.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Yeah. So
jerk:
Blood splatter.
babe:
that was my first jump of the episode too because I had forgotten about all the yawn moments and going through the windshield did it for me.
jerk:
Yeah, so he gets a good
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
blood splatter jump. There you go. So he dead. And so we cut to daylight now at Fat Max Rib Shack. And we've got Deans on the phone with Bobby, Sam sitting there with food, and who shows up, Crowley. And they are not happy. I mean, like they've always been kind of meh on Crowley, right? Like they kind of ebb and flow on him, but they are real pissed, because they do not want to be in his employ. So, They have a nice cheeky exchange as you do with Crowley. But basically he's like, yeah, sorry, Sam's so fucked up that if he would trade Dean for a dollar if he needed a soda. So we've gotta get Sam's soul back, but I'm holding it hostage, so you're gonna work for me.
bitch:
Okay, I want to pause because all that sounds really great. But Dave, what did you think of this? And what did you think of this hot British dude?
babe:
I felt kind of weird at first. No. Yeah, so I guess Crowley's been a, this isn't Crowley's first appearance, obviously, because wasn't he, he was, I forgot what he called him exactly, but something about just being like a shitty crossroads demon.
jerk:
punk-ass Crossroads demon.
babe:
Punk ass crossroads
jerk:
But
babe:
demon,
jerk:
now,
babe:
yes. But now, yeah, now he's kind of a dick.
jerk:
He's a king of hell.
babe:
Yeah. Which would make
bitch:
He's
babe:
him, that makes
bitch:
entitled,
babe:
him kind of a dick. kind of a dick.
bitch:
you know and all my basically most monarchy monarch is monarchy Monarchs
jerk:
Monarchs,
bitch:
monarchs
jerk:
thanks.
bitch:
not monarch butterflies, but monarchs are dicks.
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
It kind of goes
jerk:
Um.
bitch:
with a job
babe:
Bien.
bitch:
Absolute
jerk:
fair.
bitch:
power corrupts
jerk:
So basically Crowley tells them you've got a bag of live alpha. And then you get Sam Soul back. And here's a place he thinks you can go look where there's a business man who had his heart ripped out. So they're like, oh shit, werewolf, but that's weird. Wasn't on a full moon. And I like the comment that the full moon is so oh nine.
babe:
That did make me wonder when this I had to look up when this episode aired when I heard that because I knew it was going to be an ironic joke too. So, yep.
bitch:
And I feel like naked since I don't have my supernatural, like all my books that have the behind like the things, like I'm sure like O9's like when this was jet, like did Twilight come out in O9? And that's
jerk:
That's
bitch:
when like
jerk:
so
bitch:
everybody
jerk:
funny.
bitch:
was like team Lautner.
jerk:
That's funny. But yeah, so they're like, okay, well, it's something weird going on with the werewolves, but it's got to be werewolves. So they're going to drive. And, um, Sam's researching while they're, while Dean's driving, but Dean is pissed. And he's like, why are you, you know, Carly so far up our ass were coughing sulfur.
babe:
But he's got us by the shortened curlies.
jerk:
Which is a terrible line, because I can't believe Sam says that.
babe:
Isn't it?
jerk:
I was like,
bitch:
So Sam says that not
jerk:
yes,
bitch:
Dean that
babe:
Yeah,
bitch:
seems
jerk:
no,
bitch:
like something Dean
babe:
well,
bitch:
would say but no
jerk:
it does.
bitch:
so Yeah,
babe:
I think that was the
bitch:
we
babe:
irony
bitch:
have so
babe:
of it
bitch:
we
babe:
too.
bitch:
have soulless Sam and this is also that's right And this is what I start I start to like soulless Sam a bit cuz I'm just like He's just
jerk:
So let's
bitch:
unemotional
jerk:
say I'm,
bitch:
like he's
jerk:
hey,
bitch:
just
jerk:
don't give
bitch:
like
jerk:
a fuck.
bitch:
he don't give a fuck. He's like that He's got us by the you the dick hairs and
jerk:
No. So, um, Dean's mad about working for a demon, but he's also just like, I don't know who the fuck you are, Sam. And Sam's like, I'm myself. I like the same things. But yeah, it's.
babe:
Not good. He said he had all the, he was trying to convince him he had all, all the memories are still there, all the interactions, all the people they knew, but, but the acting said otherwise. Like obviously he was still pretty vacant. He was just saying what he needed to say.
jerk:
So they are now at a dock, surprise for some, we don't really get, is why until we see them zipping up a body bag. Apparently there's another dead body with its heart ripped out. And we're gonna go ahead
bitch:
And
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and
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it was
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get that.
bitch:
a floater.
babe:
Hehehehehe
jerk:
o that was. And it was from a:bitch:
Bye!
babe:
That was like a vague miniature casting couch.
bitch:
Well, I thought it would just usually, so who
jerk:
So that's
bitch:
came
jerk:
it.
bitch:
up with those names though? Was it Dean?
jerk:
Yeah, I thought he said them, yeah.
bitch:
Oh, interesting.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
So not using a band, because I would have thought Wilson would have been like Brian Wilson or something and
jerk:
That's
bitch:
Holt was something
jerk:
where I
bitch:
else.
jerk:
went. I looked
bitch:
But no,
jerk:
it up.
bitch:
interesting. So when he's with Sam and Sam has no soul, he goes to werewolf movies. I'm sure there's some deep meaning in that. Oh, or it's just that, Kripke, it doesn't write, isn't the show right? All right, come on.
babe:
Ha
jerk:
So we've got
babe:
ha ha.
jerk:
Sam has a kind comment to the detective
babe:
Thank
jerk:
when they want to know what's going on.
babe:
you.
jerk:
Did you write this quote down?
babe:
I didn't write it down, but it has something to do with dicks, I think.
jerk:
And he's like, the detective's like, what are you doing? And it's like, answer questions of mouth breathing, dick monkeys. Okay.
babe:
Yeah, I don't know what it says about me that dicks is the only thing I remember from that phrase, but
bitch:
not monkeys as once again we talked
babe:
Right.
bitch:
about
jerk:
Ugh.
bitch:
monkeys so much in the past couple of months including like you
jerk:
today.
bitch:
getting molested by them yes we did talk about
babe:
Yes.
bitch:
monkeys molesting babe this morning on a on a text thread because we did.
babe:
Yeah, he
jerk:
I did.
babe:
went down
jerk:
Maybe
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my
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they
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shirt
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got this.
babe:
without my permission.
bitch:
But you said he don't gender like I don't know why you need to gender that monkey like that could have been a girl you
jerk:
That's
bitch:
don't know.
jerk:
slight. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Well then,
babe:
Right.
jerk:
she should stay away from my husband.
bitch:
And again
jerk:
Just kidding. I'm
babe:
Whatever
jerk:
just
bitch:
stop
jerk:
kidding.
babe:
it
jerk:
I'm just
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was.
jerk:
kidding. Well
bitch:
stop
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then,
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sluts
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she should
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shaming
jerk:
stay away
bitch:
monkeys.
jerk:
from my husband. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
babe:
Yeah, and whatever it was, it licked my nipple. So, there's that. So, there's that.
bitch:
I guess the real question though is, did you like it?
babe:
Uh,
bitch:
Thank you. Bye.
jerk:
Shut your face.
babe:
no, it was actually, it was, it was very unnerving. I want to say something funny, but it was pretty upsetting.
bitch:
Yeah, I think that's the correct answer. This was,
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
it was very upsetting
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
when the monkey licked my nipple.
babe:
Yeah, and I don't want my blank sense of humor to not come across either where like, it was the most amazing experience of my life.
jerk:
No.
babe:
And I don't mean that, but it would probably look like I did.
jerk:
Yes, yes it would. Yes it would.
babe:
I do have one thing about at this point that jumped out at me was the police where none of the other law enforcement people seemed to be even remotely suspicious that two people had had their chest ripped open and their hearts eaten. Like that's just something there's new all the time.
bitch:
Bye.
jerk:
Sure.
babe:
In what two days,
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
Oh.
babe:
two people's hearts eating and they're
jerk:
No,
babe:
like,
jerk:
of course,
babe:
well, it's
jerk:
it's
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just
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animal.
babe:
another animal attack.
jerk:
Yep.
bitch:
What where where is this? What state?
jerk:
Buffalo.
babe:
Yeah, New York,
bitch:
I
babe:
upstate New York.
bitch:
mean, you can see it like Buffalo, New York. I mean, maybe. I mean, I gotta get those hot, I don't know. There's some joke in there somewhere I can't get to, but.
babe:
It could just be a drunk Bill's fan or something, I guess. We could do that.
jerk:
Huh.
bitch:
Oh, see now we have Dave on and we get sports references.
jerk:
Yeah, there we
babe:
That's
jerk:
go.
babe:
right. Yeah.
bitch:
We just brought him in for that demographic.
jerk:
There we go.
babe:
Yes. That's right.
jerk:
But they did get to see a pretty good motel in this episode, because the 70s, super 70s motel room that we, that Salmoneer in was pretty, pretty neat.
babe:
it was. I didn't notice if it had a coin operated bet
jerk:
No,
babe:
on it or not.
jerk:
Dean is a fan of magic fingers, but this one did not seem to have that.
babe:
Mm-hmm
jerk:
So we've got Dean's asleep, but Sam's been up all night because creepy, soulless Sam does not sleep. And so Dean wakes up and Sam's got to leave, so they want to go. But Sam's still convinced that this is werewolf. He's like a werewolf is id gone wild. They kill who they hate, but I found a connection. So they're gonna go to this house And obviously they've still not figured out that there are these things called holsters to put guns in that are safer and
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
more efficient for you know protective or defensive carrying of any kind or offensive.
babe:
Yeah, just a little, even inside the waistband holster would be cool, but maybe they watch pulp fiction too many times or something.
jerk:
So, um...
bitch:
Maybe they just gunned against their dicks.
babe:
Yeah, like
jerk:
But
babe:
a
jerk:
what
babe:
gun
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about the
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in your
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bat,
babe:
butt crack,
jerk:
or the butt
babe:
it
jerk:
crack?
babe:
makes you feel
bitch:
No one
babe:
alive.
bitch:
the butt crack, you know, just like it keeps you like
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
the itches always scratched.
babe:
I feel so alive right now. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
jerk:
Keeps you on it.
bitch:
Also, like, does it just not slip? Like, do your butts not sweat? Like, I would end up with a gun down my pants leg and then like having to walk around. Like, gosh. Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like,
jerk:
Stuck
bitch:
what the fuck?
jerk:
in
bitch:
Like,
jerk:
your
bitch:
I'm like,
jerk:
underwear,
bitch:
what the fuck? Like, I'm like,
jerk:
like
bitch:
what
jerk:
in
bitch:
the
jerk:
your
bitch:
fuck? Like,
jerk:
crotch,
bitch:
I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm
jerk:
like
bitch:
like,
jerk:
having
bitch:
what the
jerk:
to
bitch:
fuck?
jerk:
go,
bitch:
Like, I'm
jerk:
who
bitch:
like,
jerk:
in
bitch:
what
jerk:
the
bitch:
the
jerk:
bathroom
bitch:
fuck? Like,
jerk:
gonna
bitch:
I'm like,
jerk:
adjust
bitch:
what the
jerk:
this?
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
fuck?
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
Like,
jerk:
Like my body suits caught on my freaking,
bitch:
Thank
jerk:
like
bitch:
you. Bye.
babe:
You have
jerk:
the
babe:
to explain
jerk:
hammer,
babe:
to 911
jerk:
it's not good.
babe:
how you shot yourself in the taint or something.
jerk:
No one wants to have that conversation.
bitch:
You just don't.
jerk:
Um, so,
babe:
Mm-mm.
jerk:
uh, yeah. But they go to this house, there's a woman and a child there, uh, that says, um, Mandy. And they are looking for Cal, who is her significant other slash boyfriend that lives with her. Um, but does not appear to be the father of her child. Is the implication.
babe:
Yes, he's boyfriend. Yeah.
jerk:
But that doesn't mean anything, but still.
babe:
Well, it doesn't, but
jerk:
But that's the implication.
babe:
it just,
jerk:
It's implied.
babe:
yes, yes.
jerk:
And they have a real cute German shepherd who growls as Cal comes out of the bedroom.
babe:
Lucky, isn't that his
jerk:
It
babe:
name?
jerk:
is lucky.
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
So he's got some Cal starts telling some story of the brothers are still trying to be agents. The Cal's got some story about how he just had a few beers and Sam pops off real fast with all you had was beer. How come you're sweating vodka? Like, oh,
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
attacked about 10 years ago hearing that
bitch:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
jerk:
one. I was like, damn, I feel like somebody might have kind of said that to me, or at least their, their eyes did, even if they're faced in, I just had a couple of years last night, and you're like sweating vodka and you're just like,
bitch:
Hey,
jerk:
Oh, fuck,
bitch:
look,
jerk:
oh, fuck.
bitch:
sweating vodka is still better than sweating whiskey because you can't,
jerk:
fire.
bitch:
I don't think you can really smell vodka sweat. Like as much as you can smell like that just
jerk:
Ugh.
bitch:
hideous like gasoline odor. Do this just like wafting
babe:
uh
bitch:
off a person after. Ugh.
jerk:
I feel like you can smell the vodka spot on yourself, but I don't think other people can smell it. Mostly because you know what it is.
bitch:
No, they know he was smell. They just don't know why. They're just like, something ain't right about that girl. She done something,
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
but.
jerk:
Okay, fair. That's fair. So Dean, Dean calls Cal out for being, you know, black out drunk, and it's probably not the first time that's happened. So yeah, we're investigating the deaths of not only your brother, but also your fucking landlord that you're behind on and has, you know, issued a eviction papers for you and your brother who I don't know assaulted your last time he was here.
babe:
Yeah, he looked pretty suspicious at that point too because obviously it was up all night, was disheveled and confused
jerk:
Mm-hmm.
babe:
so they pretty much had him pegged as the werewolf or whatever the thing was that we don't know the name yet.
jerk:
No.
bitch:
but it's not just not off or just a really shitty human being.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
Not all of us have good credit scores.
jerk:
Oh, so Cal and Amanda are like, what the fuck? Thought those were animal attacks, but our brothers leave. But Sam's like, let's just bag Cal now. And Dean's like, no, I think we actually need to get some evidence before we hand him over to Crowley for quote, a lifetime of demon rape. That's reasonable. Yeah. Good.
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
Good.
babe:
Yeah, that if there's a threshold somewhere
bitch:
Look,
babe:
on
bitch:
if it's
babe:
what's
bitch:
good enough
babe:
right or wrong,
bitch:
for the US
babe:
that's.
bitch:
government, it's good enough for Sam and Dean.
babe:
Ha ha!
jerk:
Oh man, so they're gonna stake out Cal's Night of Partying, which involves an
bitch:
Math.
jerk:
apparently surprisingly no disappointing. They explain
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
a lot, but three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip club, a chili dog, something joint, night
bitch:
Wait,
jerk:
caps.
bitch:
a chili
jerk:
I don't.
bitch:
dog joint?
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
Yeah. I said.
bitch:
So, okay nevermind. Shoot.
jerk:
No, not that kind, no.
babe:
That was just the name of the weed that was in it. It was chili dog. Give me an ounce of chili dog.
bitch:
Oh man, what would chili dog taste like and what would it do?
jerk:
Oh
bitch:
I could
jerk:
my
bitch:
just
jerk:
gosh.
bitch:
see like this marking. Okay, so when we, so those of you who don't know, I think we may have filled some of you in on my retirement plan that involves us all, the three of us all living in Honduras and starting,
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
you know, bringing the cannabis industry there, specifically
jerk:
Bye.
bitch:
edibles, but maybe, you know, that's one of our names for whatever,
jerk:
Chili dog,
babe:
Yeah?
bitch:
one of our strains, chili
jerk:
chili
bitch:
dog.
jerk:
dog.
babe:
Kill it all.
jerk:
But at nightcaps and then scotches in the library, which this is obviously not a library, this is shitty beers in a shitty garage.
bitch:
Okay, I like
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
that. That sounds
jerk:
That's it.
bitch:
like much more like my people.
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
I'm like, yeah, all right, cool. I'll drink beer with you in a garage. All right.
jerk:
Yeah. So,
babe:
the sun was coming up at that
jerk:
yeah,
babe:
point,
jerk:
that
babe:
right?
jerk:
then it hurt and we've got Flurton with Disaster by Molly Hatchet playing.
bitch:
brought in some hatchet, okay.
jerk:
Mm-hmm. And Danes...
babe:
I grew up in Molly Hatchett territory, by the way, too. So they frequently came through Virginia Beach area when I was high school and beyond.
jerk:
Did
bitch:
Did
jerk:
you
bitch:
you
jerk:
see
bitch:
frequently
jerk:
them?
bitch:
go to their shows?
babe:
I went once because I felt like I needed to and it wasn't too bad. Like
jerk:
This could be pretty
babe:
it
jerk:
rockin'.
babe:
wasn't bad. Yeah, it was like Leonard Skinnerty, you know, which is, that was all right in its day too. It was just some good old Southern rock and roll. Yeah.
jerk:
Yeah,
babe:
Thank
jerk:
I'd go. So we've
bitch:
Hahahaha
jerk:
got
babe:
you.
jerk:
Dean making Dean making cracks about cirrhosis, which is funny because Liz has been deep on this drinking count for the our stars of the show. Right. There's been the last few episodes. They've been drinking pretty heavily, like all the time.
bitch:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
But in this episode, you don't really see them drink, which is kind of funny. But Cal's making up for it for all of them.
bitch:
Way to go
babe:
I
bitch:
Cal,
babe:
did.
bitch:
take one for the team.
jerk:
So
babe:
Right.
jerk:
as the sun comes up, they're like, well, apparently he's not wolfing out tonight. Let's go and they bail. So except now Cal is going to get in his truck, which is probably not wise. Like he probably should not be driving. Just
bitch:
Baby Hennies
jerk:
saying.
bitch:
on the breathalyzers
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
that started. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.
jerk:
But
bitch:
Hahaha.
jerk:
as he's
bitch:
Hahaha.
jerk:
about
bitch:
Hahaha. Hahaha.
jerk:
to get
bitch:
Hahaha.
jerk:
into
bitch:
Hahaha.
jerk:
the
bitch:
Hahaha.
jerk:
car,
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
Lucky shows up.
bitch:
the dog?
jerk:
Lucky the dog.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
Okay.
babe:
Stand right. Lucky. Lucky. What are you doing here?
jerk:
I'm lucky there to fuck you up.
babe:
Yep.
jerk:
So Lucky kills Cal.
bitch:
YEEEAH! I love that echo, I don't know how that happened, but it was pretty good.
jerk:
It was good. And then...
babe:
So if you're keeping track, it's dogs three human zero at this point in
bitch:
Oh,
babe:
the
jerk:
Thank
babe:
game.
jerk:
you.
bitch:
someone
jerk:
Thank you.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
got the, you got the body cat on this one. All right, so.
jerk:
And then we see though after Lucky kills Cal, we see a reflection in the car window, which is not of Lucky. It's of a fucking dude with blood on him. So Lucky is not just a dog, Lucky's a man. What a lover.
babe:
Yeah, that made...
bitch:
So, okay, I wanted to do either of you have this written down But did any of you like did you know? Like at this point where you like fuck you Liz because this is pretty much where I would probably be like I hate you
jerk:
I was like, god damn it, what the fuck.
babe:
Yeah, especially as people that just brought a new dog into the house a week and a half ago.
bitch:
Oh yeah, remember that last week Diana was talking about their new happy news about how they have a new dog?
jerk:
Amazingly
bitch:
Which honestly,
jerk:
done.
bitch:
like, I did not even think about that, like, until Diana after she watched this was like, what the fuck did you just do to me? Hahahaha
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Yeah, I've been keeping a sharp eye on that motherfucker. I don't know.
bitch:
You did say, I don't think this, yeah, I heard earlier that someone likes to jump in the bed and wiggle around with your wife in the morning. And I'm not
babe:
That's
bitch:
sure
babe:
right.
bitch:
it was you or the new dog.
jerk:
Oh, don't
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
make it creepy. Ah! No. Ugh. All right. So now we're back at Mandy and Cal's house and lucky he's back and dog form and is watching. Well, first, yeah, he's watching her sleep. First as a man and then he turns, which
babe:
as
jerk:
is
babe:
a
jerk:
the
babe:
man
jerk:
real creepy.
babe:
which was
bitch:
No!
babe:
that was terrifying
bitch:
Yep, dip, dip.
jerk:
And then he turns back into a dog and gets into bed with her.
babe:
and lick lick her face.
jerk:
Yep.
bitch:
I'm sorry.
jerk:
And
bitch:
I'm sorry.
jerk:
then
bitch:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
jerk:
she tells him he's the only decent boyfriend she's ever had and then goes into the bathroom to get in the shower and drops her nighty on the ground while the dog stands there in the bathroom door watching.
babe:
German Shepherd with its eyes wide open like that's not fucking terrifying
bitch:
It's
babe:
at all.
bitch:
terrifying! This
babe:
It's
bitch:
is
babe:
so
bitch:
terrifying!
babe:
creepy.
jerk:
death.
babe:
Yeah,
bitch:
I don't know
babe:
it
bitch:
why
babe:
really
jerk:
And I
bitch:
it-
jerk:
have
babe:
is.
jerk:
three, as
babe:
That's
jerk:
I have
babe:
some
jerk:
three
babe:
creepy
jerk:
dogs
babe:
shit.
jerk:
that follow me around my house. Two of them like to visit me while I pee.
bitch:
Thank you. Bye.
jerk:
Now that's all going to be all fucked up. I'm just saying.
bitch:
I do have the cat underneath me, but as we know, the cat's just Dizzlord. So that's fine. Dizzlord was just funny. Dizzlord.
jerk:
Oh my gosh.
bitch:
So, okay, continue on. Like even just hearing about this is distressing. Okay, go on.
jerk:
So the cops bag up Cal, Sam and Dean are there, and they're just really confused that this happened to Daylight. And we get Sam does an epic quote for us.
babe:
I don't remember what it was.
jerk:
Ah, Ghostbusters, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. Yes. So
babe:
That's
jerk:
anyways,
babe:
right. Yes.
jerk:
but now Mandy's a suspect, right? Because now on top of the guy that now now it's not the boyfriend. Now it's the guy that assaulted her, the guy, the landlord and the shitty boyfriend are all dead. So
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
but Sam's like, I don't know if Dean's got the balls to serve her up to Crowley because he's always he's seem to have a soft spot for her. Oh.
babe:
Yes, and then he challenged him too, like, can you do it?
jerk:
Hmm.
bitch:
Did he want to see his balls? He was just
jerk:
No,
bitch:
like, I don't know,
jerk:
no,
bitch:
you have
babe:
I don't...
bitch:
the
jerk:
not
bitch:
balls?
jerk:
that.
bitch:
So
jerk:
He
bitch:
they
jerk:
wants to
bitch:
was
jerk:
say
bitch:
like,
jerk:
no.
bitch:
this is a
jerk:
He's
bitch:
challenge.
jerk:
queer.
bitch:
Like, show me your balls, team.
babe:
Yeah, you don't remember that from when you
bitch:
No,
babe:
watched it.
bitch:
no, I don't remember that part.
babe:
the whole scene was in slow motion, it was kind of weird, it was out of character for the show.
bitch:
There was something about Pat the Baby Bird. I don't know, but... Okay, sorry,
jerk:
Oh
bitch:
continue
jerk:
my god.
bitch:
on.
jerk:
So we see Mandy's at the house taking care of her son or son sick, but so she's sitting with him on the sofa and lucky he's being all cute and brings him a toy, but then tears the arm off. It was a really weird scene. But actually that little part made no sense
babe:
Have a good day.
jerk:
to me.
babe:
Have a good day.
bitch:
It's all just gross now. It's all gross.
jerk:
So,
babe:
Yeah
jerk:
and then she walks over and sees Lucky sitting there watching the news, which honestly now though, we've realized that our dog watches TV. So it's actually a little like that part of my goal that happens. That's fine. Cause
bitch:
No, your
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
dog
jerk:
the
bitch:
is
jerk:
new
bitch:
very
jerk:
dog.
bitch:
specific about what TV
jerk:
Uh-uh.
bitch:
it's watching.
jerk:
Nope. Not anymore.
bitch:
Oh, now it's
babe:
No,
bitch:
everything?
babe:
today he,
bitch:
It's not just dogs?
babe:
yeah, this afternoon he joined me in my office and he watched, intently watched ESPN for about two hours.
jerk:
photos.
babe:
Yeah, he was riveted every time I looked over my shoulder. He's just staring at the TV. Yeah,
jerk:
Yeah. So.
babe:
which doesn't help with this whole
bitch:
Mm-hmm.
babe:
narrative that we're going through
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
right now.
bitch:
yeah,
babe:
So.
bitch:
nope.
jerk:
Sports fan. Uh, so she puts his leash and she's like, put, and to go take him on a walk and she's a, she's a little blood on him and she's like, oh, you bad boy, you rest of killed a bird again. Anyways, so while she's
bitch:
So,
jerk:
out on
bitch:
but
jerk:
a
bitch:
this
jerk:
walk.
bitch:
also mean like was lucky like just like like the person like but as a person is he knowing he's a dog killing birds and bringing her like dead birds and being like I like this chick here's some dead birds
jerk:
I don't know, because it implies that he's done it before. And like,
bitch:
YES!
jerk:
is he doing that? It's like tribute, or is it like a dog instinct takes over? I mean, and if that's the case, is he all dog when he's a dog, or is he part dog? Or is it like what? I don't know. There's a lot of questions
babe:
I don't
jerk:
that
babe:
think
jerk:
are not
babe:
he's
jerk:
answered.
babe:
all dog, I don't think he's all dog because of the getting undressed for the shower scene. Like
jerk:
because he was
bitch:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
a
babe:
that,
jerk:
creeper student.
babe:
that implied that there's some blend when, when he's dog, there's some dude in there too.
bitch:
Yeah, so
jerk:
Um
bitch:
some dude was like, I'm gonna kill this bird and be like, bitches love a dead bird. Yeah.
jerk:
Oh, shit. So, uh, Sam and Dean pull up while she's on the walk and find out that nobody has told her that Cal's dead, which is not, which is weird, right? Nobody's called her.
bitch:
None of our
jerk:
Nobody's
bitch:
friends
jerk:
told
bitch:
are
jerk:
her.
babe:
Oh,
bitch:
like,
babe:
that's
bitch:
hey,
babe:
right.
bitch:
like, you know, your boyfriend.
jerk:
The guy that didn't come home last
babe:
Thank
jerk:
night?
babe:
you.
jerk:
That's cause he was murdered this morning by we think a wild animal. We don't fuck him out.
babe:
And Deans, sorry for your loss, caught him off guard too.
jerk:
So they're talking to her and Sam's like, yeah, you're gonna have to come with us. She's like, look, I've been up all night with my son with the flu. But Sam's like, not too bad, too bad bitch, you gotta come with us. And Dean's like,
babe:
Don't you have a neighbor? Ha ha ha.
jerk:
yeah, like, drop the kid off somewhere. There's something for that. Dean's like, hold on, let's talk to your kid. And they obviously go verify with the kid that she was like with him all fucking night. So they leave without her. Dean's like, look, it's not her. She's got an alibi. But Sam's still not convinced of this. And he's like, look, I mean, last time I've had, you know, I had a werewolf in my own bed before, so it still could be her.
bitch:
and she looked like a werewolf
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
and was still in my bed. And... And...
jerk:
Yeah. So Sam wants to keep an eye on on Mandy and watch her at the house, but Dean does not trust him to do that. He thinks he's that she's gonna back that like Sam's gonna snap and bag her on his own.
bitch:
I don't like the term bad herb. I
jerk:
Sorry.
bitch:
know.
babe:
Throw her in the trunk.
bitch:
It's
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
just, it's a distressing term when we're the other.
babe:
Plus, if they threw her in the trunk, they would have gotten that gun out first, hopefully.
bitch:
I mean, if you threw me into trunk, I would be coming out with just like...
jerk:
Guns blazing.
bitch:
I was like, thank
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
you for throwing me in here with all of your knives and guns. Thank you. Thank you.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
So at night, Sam's watching the house from the playground and he sees,
bitch:
Not creepy.
jerk:
yeah. And he sees Lucky the dog turn into the man from inside the house and leaves the house. Sam tries to follow him, but he has to stay back really far because Lucky can smell him slash sense him, ew. Cause I guess he keeps some of those senses as a human. And so he goes and meets this dude in a park and they yell at each other.
babe:
That's also more evidence that they that when he's a human he had he feels like a dog a bit and vice versa because he would just stop and then
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
like
jerk:
just
bitch:
the
jerk:
stick
bitch:
traits
jerk:
there.
babe:
sniff the
bitch:
are
babe:
air
bitch:
querying
babe:
and then look.
bitch:
back and forth.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Yeah, makes it creepier.
jerk:
So he gets yelled at in the park and then they split up and Lucky's kind of walking off, but Sam gets spotted. So Lucky starts running and they go for a chase through the woods and Lucky turns back into a dog and then gets hit by a minivan.
babe:
That's how I that's how I would have wanted to go though just getting hit by a 97 Dodge caravan
bitch:
I wrecked one of those, so.
jerk:
So,
bitch:
Thank you.
jerk:
but
bitch:
Bye.
jerk:
luckily these people were not dicks and they were very upset that they had hit a dog and so they loaded up in the car and are taking it to emergency
bitch:
He
jerk:
bed.
bitch:
also just ruined these random people's day. Like, now these poor people think they've like hit a dog.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
And just because you were being an asshole and like doing whatever the fuck you were doing,
jerk:
And...
bitch:
lucky. And like now like you've just ruined Ted's day or whatever the fuck these people are.
jerk:
Yeah. So they're going to the emergency vet. And so Sam's at a loss. Dean's
bitch:
and like
jerk:
back
bitch:
thousands
jerk:
at the motel.
bitch:
of dollars
jerk:
Oh,
bitch:
to emergency vet? That sounds
jerk:
God.
bitch:
pricey.
jerk:
It sounds very expensive.
babe:
Yeah, it was late at night.
jerk:
Yeah. It definitely would have been the after hours emergency vet.
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
So Dean's at the motel room by himself and we see him looking at longingly at Lisa's phone number in his phone, but he doesn't call her. Uh,
babe:
Thank
jerk:
but
babe:
you.
jerk:
Sam calls and tells him, by the way, it's not a werewolf. It's a skin walker. Oh, and the family dog needs a neuter.
bitch:
That's a terrible
babe:
skin
bitch:
joke.
babe:
walker is fucking gross yeah
jerk:
But
bitch:
It's a terrible
babe:
it is
bitch:
joke.
jerk:
basically, he's talked to Bobby. Skinwalker is kind of like a cousin to the werewolf, but it's different. They change it will.
babe:
doesn't
bitch:
See you in j...
babe:
it doesn't need a full moon right
bitch:
So, but this is the same skin walker that can turn into other people, correct? Right?
jerk:
They didn't really talk about it.
bitch:
Yeah, so skin,
babe:
no it's more
bitch:
yeah,
jerk:
But
bitch:
so
jerk:
that's...
bitch:
I guess
babe:
okay
bitch:
there's the shapeshifter and there's a skinwalker and there's a werewolf. Are they saying that? See, I don't have my, I don't have my supernatural books with me.
babe:
They made the skinwalker thing seem more like a vampire. Like if a specific person gets bit, then
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
they're that person or a dog. It's not, they can't morph
bitch:
Okay,
babe:
into
bitch:
so
babe:
another
bitch:
that's
babe:
person.
bitch:
different than the shape shifters, the beginning, which really were more like skin walkers, as we think of it. Damn, you know this is all fucking up there, Lore.
jerk:
The lore is all weird. Yeah.
bitch:
I
babe:
Ha
bitch:
don't
babe:
ha
bitch:
know
babe:
ha.
bitch:
who's doing this
jerk:
In
bitch:
shit
jerk:
consistent
bitch:
for them.
jerk:
lore.
bitch:
Mm-mm.
jerk:
So we cut to the local pound or animal control and Sam and Dean are there because they're going to go pick up Lucky because that's what they know he is. And so it's pretty funny though because like if anybody was working like watching them, it would look so fucking, they would look so insane because like Dean like crouched down and was like, hold on. And pulls out his gun. And like
babe:
Showed
jerk:
pulls.
babe:
him a gun.
jerk:
the book drops his magazine is like see these these are silver
babe:
There's
jerk:
bullets
babe:
silver.
bitch:
to the dog.
jerk:
to dog
babe:
To a dog,
jerk:
and then explains
babe:
yeah.
jerk:
them that we can go the easy way and hold up a handful of clothes or the hard way and hold up a prong collar.
bitch:
Oh, not as thick, that would have been the hard wave. It was like this very erect penis
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
would have been much better.
jerk:
Thanks. Bye.
babe:
It would have really gotten the point across,
bitch:
Mm.
babe:
you know.
jerk:
Also, the color that they showed is not like, I mean, it's a color, but they made it sound like really mean, and it's not, it's actually recommended by
babe:
Yeah,
jerk:
a lot of dog trainers.
bitch:
Was it
jerk:
So,
bitch:
like
jerk:
oh,
bitch:
a shock collar or was it just a normal like...
jerk:
it's a, it's a,
babe:
it's a
jerk:
it's a,
babe:
prong collar.
bitch:
Was it
jerk:
there's,
bitch:
ugly or anything? Was it just like... Did
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
it
babe:
Thank
bitch:
have
babe:
you.
bitch:
bows on it?
jerk:
No, it's just, it's
babe:
It
jerk:
a
babe:
was
jerk:
metal, it's just one
babe:
chrome.
jerk:
of those, it's chrome, it's one of those metal ones. It's a German thing where they've got prongs that go on
bitch:
I
jerk:
the
bitch:
hate
jerk:
inside.
bitch:
those! Like, I don't think those are necessary for any dog.
jerk:
Yeah, wait. Our dog trainer recommended them.
bitch:
Well, I'm sure they're bright, but I can't do it. Okay, go on.
jerk:
So.
babe:
I just use one of them on myself when nobody's home,
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
but that's
bitch:
that's
babe:
about it though.
bitch:
fine.
babe:
Ha ha ha.
bitch:
That's completely different.
jerk:
They're not sharp just to be clear. It's not pointy. But anyways,
babe:
That's correct.
jerk:
so we cut back to the motel now where Lucky is now a man and tied up in a chair with ropes that have silver woven into him. And Sam
bitch:
Who did
jerk:
wants
bitch:
that?
jerk:
to, I
bitch:
Like,
jerk:
don't know,
bitch:
what?
jerk:
see
bitch:
What?
jerk:
my head takes.
babe:
That was quick work.
bitch:
Is there a craft woman this year? Is this like a Navajo craft? Like it seems like something like that first nation would do? Like I don't know. Like who's weaving silver into rope?
babe:
You have to know the secret code word at Home Depot and then they go get it for you.
bitch:
It's still going to take you forever to find the person to get it.
babe:
and
jerk:
So Sam gets straight to it. He's like, so why were you with the family? Is it a kinky thing? You like to play with your food? And then he's just like teasing him relentlessly
babe:
teasing him with a ball.
jerk:
with like dog
bitch:
Do you think
jerk:
comments.
bitch:
it won?
babe:
teasing him with a tennis ball. Ha
jerk:
Oh,
babe:
ha ha.
jerk:
threatens him with a knife. But Dean tells him to stop, because Dean's like, no, I get wanting to be with a family. That's fine. I get it. You get you carrying your own wackadoodle way. That's what he says.
bitch:
I do enjoy Wacken Toodle. That's a good
jerk:
It's
bitch:
word.
jerk:
a good word, yeah.
bitch:
That's a good word.
jerk:
But I wanna know about who you're meeting at the park. That's what he wants to know, because you're putting Mandy and La Boy in danger. And we wanna help Mandy and her son, and I know you do too, so you just gotta help us the fuck the guy in the park was.
babe:
Lucky was very reluctant
bitch:
be a snitch.
babe:
to spill any info. Yeah. Yep. He's from the streets. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay.
bitch:
Lucky don't want a snitch, he
babe:
Okay.
bitch:
knows
babe:
Okay. Okay.
bitch:
what happened to snitches.
jerk:
But Lucky
babe:
Okay. Okay.
jerk:
also
babe:
Okay. Okay. Okay.
jerk:
does,
babe:
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
jerk:
in
babe:
Okay.
jerk:
his wackadoo way, care about Mandy and her son. So taunting him and threatening him, with like Sam was, was not gonna get his attention. But once Dean changed tactics to appeal to, okay, we had seen him looking at Lisa's number earlier, so he had seen
babe:
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jerk:
the appeal of family life. So
bitch:
He
jerk:
he sees
bitch:
saw
jerk:
that.
bitch:
like, yeah, being like a creeper stalker, like he could see like how, like if you just embedded yourself into woman's life, pretending to be a dog, like how, right?
babe:
I can see your naked a bunch.
jerk:
I mean,
babe:
Whatever.
jerk:
that's not quite what I was getting at, but yeah, I mean,
bitch:
I'm
jerk:
kind
bitch:
sorry.
jerk:
of.
bitch:
I'm sorry.
jerk:
So
babe:
Ha
jerk:
Lucky
babe:
ha ha
jerk:
agrees that the dude that yelled at him in the park is another skin walker, but there's 30 of them, they've been recruited. And you know, they've all, he was living
bitch:
What?
jerk:
on the streets, and so this was a setup. You know, this is a big step up for him, but basically they get recruited, they get bit, so they get turned into skin walkers that are dogs, and
bitch:
That's
jerk:
they
bitch:
Twilight!
jerk:
find families, and then they try to get adopted by these families,
bitch:
HUUH!
jerk:
lay low
bitch:
NO!
jerk:
until they get the word. And then once
babe:
and
jerk:
they get,
babe:
they're one of many sleeper cells.
jerk:
yeah,
bitch:
Uh-uh.
jerk:
once they get the word, they turn on their families and they bite them and they change them all in one night.
babe:
You can go from 30 to 300 in one night.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
No,
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
no. Although, like, at this point, like, that all the celebrities have intended to get their rescue pets, they really just bought their pets, they're like, I found her at a rescue. Like, did they actually get saved? Because they didn't get their rescue? That's like, so should we just not be adopting rescues? Is that the message of this episode?
jerk:
Oh no, I'll say that.
babe:
That was the PSA part
bitch:
I
babe:
of
bitch:
feel
babe:
it.
bitch:
like that's what they're saying, because this is fucking terrifying.
jerk:
Yeah. So
bitch:
I don't
jerk:
the
bitch:
want my pet to be my sleeper. No, I have enough.
jerk:
I don't want to sleep or sell a dog.
bitch:
I worry about my pets killing me in the opposite is. Like, we don't need to make them sleep ourselves.
babe:
But when our new dog turns into a person, it's only gonna have one fucking leg. So
bitch:
No, like,
babe:
we'll hear it hopping around. Ha ha ha.
bitch:
I think I'll just have one arm. Like, it'll have
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
like,
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
it's the arms, not the leg.
babe:
Oh yeah, I guess just one arm.
jerk:
I know,
babe:
Yeah,
jerk:
I was
babe:
well,
jerk:
like,
babe:
they're
jerk:
what?
babe:
all legs on a dog, but like they're all legs on
jerk:
Yeah,
babe:
a dog.
jerk:
but it's one of his front legs, so that would be one of his arms.
babe:
That's true.
bitch:
Or maybe
babe:
Well, that would
bitch:
he'll
babe:
give
bitch:
just
babe:
you a
bitch:
have
babe:
fight.
bitch:
one really long arm and one normal arm.
babe:
Yeah, that would be scary. If it was missing an arm, you'd have a fair chance once it turned into a person, you know, gives you a little bit of an advantage.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
So
babe:
So,
jerk:
yeah, we've
babe:
uh, goodbye,
jerk:
got this
babe:
guys.
jerk:
creepy ass scenario and Sam wants to know if the pack leader is an alpha. And Lucky's like,
babe:
Okay.
jerk:
I don't think so. I don't know, there's a bunch of us. So Deans are gonna talk him into helping them. Lucky's not convinced, because Lucky's kind of not only is he a creeper, he's kind of a bitch. So...
bitch:
and a snitch like we just fuck lucky like
jerk:
But
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
he says, so finally, And Sam's just gonna taunt him real hard and like throw takes picks up a red ball and then whistles at him And then but lucky
babe:
What
jerk:
does
babe:
did he say, fetch my dick or something
jerk:
He says
babe:
like that?
jerk:
he says fetch this dick is what lucky says him
bitch:
That's
jerk:
That's pretty funny
bitch:
what I did. But now, I'm just imagining that scene and what we do in the shadows where they threw the ball over the edge of the werewolf just went after it.
jerk:
video. So ridiculous. So,
babe:
Yep.
jerk:
but Dean once again appeals, he's like, look, can you really see yourself biting that little boy or do you wanna help us stop?
bitch:
Ewww. Ewww.
babe:
Yeah, biting that little boy in the throat. He was very specific about it to biting
bitch:
Ewww.
babe:
his throat. Yeah.
bitch:
This is like, I don't think anywhere specifically it's said to become a shapeshifter like a skinwalker like you had to bite the throat.
jerk:
Yeah, that's very specific. Like, can you just like, bite right here on my arm? Like, just right there.
bitch:
Like my thighs are pretty meaty. Like
jerk:
Yeah,
bitch:
there's like
jerk:
that's
bitch:
a good
jerk:
good,
bitch:
like,
jerk:
Meaty.
bitch:
can
jerk:
And...
bitch:
you get the inner thigh portion so I can finally get that thigh gap I've been working towards?
jerk:
I mean, we got to be more strategic about this. Why does it have to be through? That's gross. Anyways, so we do cut to one of our favorite spaces that we've already referenced once in this episode, trunk.
bitch:
And chop.
jerk:
And so we've got Sam talking about how they're going to get at something that can smell them coming from, what is it, 100 yards away.
bitch:
Take a shower!
babe:
Ew.
jerk:
And Dean says, we don't. And he opens up his rifle case.
bitch:
But it's in
jerk:
Ta-da.
bitch:
it.
jerk:
It's a big old rifle
bitch:
Oh,
jerk:
with a
bitch:
oh,
jerk:
scope.
bitch:
it's not like a scent.
babe:
Uh...
bitch:
I just thought there was gonna be some scent
babe:
Nah.
bitch:
spray in there, like dog pee or something.
jerk:
It's his sensey inventory. He'd really like to speak to you about a marketing opportunity
bitch:
He has to ramble him!
jerk:
for side income in your household.
babe:
all you have to do is find 12 of your friends that are willing to do this too.
bitch:
Well, you
babe:
It'll
bitch:
just go
babe:
be
bitch:
bite
babe:
fine.
bitch:
them apparently.
jerk:
Oh
bitch:
That,
jerk:
my god.
bitch:
oh my god, like, this is a pyramid scheme. Like, this is MLM
babe:
It
bitch:
for
babe:
is.
bitch:
skinwalkers.
jerk:
Oh my
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
gosh.
bitch:
the next thing
jerk:
Okay.
bitch:
you know, yeah, okay, go on.
jerk:
So, and so they're talking about it and basically Sam's surprised that Dean is gonna take the pack later down because Dean's like, yeah, we've gotta stop him from doing the psychic dog whistle. He can't tell these people to turn. Well, Sam's like, yeah, but won't Crowley be mad? And couldn't we be using this guy to follow to get to the alpha? And Dean's like, yeah, that's not very Sam thing to think. I don't know what you are, but you're not Sam. So stop pretending.
bitch:
That's just rude.
babe:
that
jerk:
No.
babe:
that was pretty rude but it was accurate
jerk:
It
babe:
Ha
jerk:
was.
babe:
ha.
jerk:
So Lucky is like at this abandoned industrial site, which is a different one I think I've seen than I've seen before,
bitch:
Oh,
jerk:
but
bitch:
it's
jerk:
they
bitch:
a different
jerk:
did find
bitch:
warehouse.
jerk:
one.
bitch:
Is it a warehouse or is it a site?
jerk:
I don't know it's got a roll-up garage and looks like they have like some kind of warehouse-y
babe:
barrels
jerk:
stuff inside
babe:
and yeah
jerk:
So
babe:
yep
jerk:
our Winchester brothers are on a rooftop Across like out of the way from here, but there's not a lot around so I feel like it's kind of obvious But they're up there with
babe:
Yeah,
jerk:
this
babe:
and they
jerk:
rifle
babe:
were talking kind of loud too. Like it didn't look that far away from
jerk:
It
babe:
where
jerk:
doesn't.
babe:
they were and they were just talking in a normal voice.
jerk:
Yeah. But Sam tells Dean that like, yeah, like he could have double crossed us. And he's like, now he'll go through with it. And Sam's like, I double cross us.
babe:
Yeah, I would have done it.
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
And this is why I, again, so let's say I kind of like you because I'm like, yeah, I mean, I would like, yeah, kind of obvious. I would have done this like, yeah.
jerk:
Yeah. Dean's Dean Dean does say thanks Dexter.
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
So we have an escalade pull in
babe:
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jerk:
and four dudes get out and there's two more in this garage that the door rolls up on. We see the same guy from the park and next to him is quote unquote El Jefe.
babe:
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jerk:
But Dean can't get a clean shot of El Jefe because they're just all standing just right in the circle that rotates around and really protects him.
babe:
And Sam's like, shoot anyway.
bitch:
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jerk:
Yeah, he's like, whatever, fuck it. And then they bring out Mandy and her son, and they're in the way of the shot. And Sam still like, shoot anyways.
babe:
अगव.
bitch:
Yeah, he is.
jerk:
Shockingly, Dean does not.
bitch:
No.
jerk:
Uh, so yeah. And we see, um, everybody go inside this warehouse and the door closes. So Sam says, plan
babe:
Thank
jerk:
B,
babe:
you.
jerk:
Dean's like, we have one. It's kind of funny. So inside we've got Amanda pleading for her life. She's like, look, let me and my son go or let my son go at least whatever.
bitch:
Ehh.
jerk:
And the big guy who's on it, yelled at, um, at,
babe:
That's
jerk:
at Lucky in the park
babe:
when
jerk:
is like, um,
babe:
we find
jerk:
yeah, no,
babe:
out
jerk:
sorry, Lucky.
babe:
that
jerk:
My boss,
babe:
the
jerk:
our boss is
babe:
public
jerk:
pissed. You didn't
babe:
has
jerk:
ask for permission to do all those murders.
babe:
a lot of
jerk:
And Amanda's just confused. She's like, why the
babe:
information
jerk:
fuck am I here? So
babe:
about
bitch:
What did I
babe:
the
bitch:
do?
babe:
public. So, I think that's
jerk:
Yeah,
babe:
a good idea. I think
jerk:
because
babe:
that's
jerk:
she
babe:
a
jerk:
don't
babe:
good idea.
jerk:
know
babe:
I think that's
jerk:
and this
babe:
a
jerk:
guy's
babe:
good
jerk:
like,
babe:
idea.
jerk:
um lucky
babe:
I think
jerk:
you need to
babe:
that's
jerk:
turn Amanda and her son or
babe:
a
jerk:
I'll
babe:
good
jerk:
just
babe:
idea.
jerk:
kill
babe:
I think
jerk:
you all
babe:
that's
jerk:
myself
babe:
a good idea.
jerk:
But then,
babe:
I think that's a good
jerk:
Sam walks in.
babe:
idea. I think
jerk:
Guns blazing.
babe:
that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea. have a shitload of ammunition apparently because there's a lot of shooting going on.
jerk:
Yeah, so Sam kills the pack leader, starts shooting at others, deans up on the upper level, sniping, sniping folks. Amanda,
bitch:
Pew pew pew pew!
jerk:
Amanda's made it manages to hide. Lucky gets her, even though she's freaked, she's like, I don't know you. And gets her and her son locked in an office so they can be kind of protected while this insanity goes down with a
babe:
That was funny that
jerk:
lot.
babe:
the thing that jumped out at me there is like, okay, go in this office that has a bunch of windows around it. You'll be safe cause we're going to lock the door. Like that. That's what
bitch:
this
babe:
it,
bitch:
aluminum door that is
jerk:
with a window.
babe:
nevermind all these windows everywhere.
jerk:
Yeah. You know, so, um, but we start seeing that all these dudes that were in the, all the ones that haven't been shot yet are turning into dogs. We've got a Doberman, we've got this Wolfie looking one and the, uh, Wolfie looking one runs at Dean and he shoots it, which
bitch:
Uh-uh.
jerk:
usually I'd be really upset when you shoot a dog, but I will say that to the show's credit, they don't show a dead dog. They show a dead person, which I don't know what that
babe:
Yeah,
jerk:
says
babe:
it immediately
jerk:
about me.
babe:
turns into a person, which
bitch:
But
babe:
that helps
bitch:
I think
babe:
tremendously.
bitch:
it honestly, like you either can say that about most human beings. Like,
jerk:
Oh yeah,
bitch:
first
jerk:
much
bitch:
off,
jerk:
easier to handle.
bitch:
it is much less upsetting to see a dead, fake human body than it is to see a dead, fake dog body. Don't
jerk:
Yeah,
bitch:
know why,
jerk:
so
bitch:
but
jerk:
it wasn't,
bitch:
it is.
jerk:
yeah, so we didn't see,
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
so they shoot and you don't really even see the dog, like they, they shoot and you see that they're like, and then it's a human. So it's like, okay. And so that was a little, let me feel it better. Um, and then we've got Sam Creepin for the Doberman. And, uh, we still have our big guy that was yelling earlier, he's
babe:
Thank
jerk:
mad at Lucky. And
bitch:
All you had
jerk:
so.
bitch:
to do is bite the snatch. It's all you had to do, Lucky.
jerk:
Uh,
bitch:
You had one job.
babe:
you.
jerk:
so Lucky punches him in the face, but, um, and while that's happening, the Doberman attacks Sam and Sam shoots it, but Lucky turns into a dog for his fight with, um, big guy. And now,
babe:
And
jerk:
um,
babe:
big guys, oh, you think this is going to be dog versus dog?
jerk:
but Amanda knows now that that Lucky is the dude or kind of, she doesn't really know, but
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
she's like, what the fuck? So the big guy shoots Lucky, but not fatally. So we've got, we do have injured shot dog on the ground, which is kind of sad, but it's still hard to process because it's lucky the weird dude.
babe:
अहुँ
bitch:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
Because right as this. Yeah. So right, right then Dean is, it shoots the big guy and he goes down. So he's not able to kill lucky. And this is where
babe:
and
jerk:
I
babe:
then
jerk:
did note.
babe:
lucky dis and then lucky disappears right
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
mm-hmm
jerk:
And Amanda's okay. So it's
babe:
and
jerk:
over.
babe:
and
jerk:
And this
babe:
and
jerk:
is where I noted how relieved
babe:
and
jerk:
I was that it's like,
babe:
and and
jerk:
Just a bunch of dead fake bodies instead of dead fake dogs.
babe:
Yep. Way better.
jerk:
Yeah. So
babe:
better.
jerk:
we cut to the next day or something, maybe later, more be more than a day. And we're at Amanda, Mandy's house. And by the way, they call it Amanda in one part. And so I wrote my notes written as Mandy, though. Anyways, they're at Mandy's house. And it's lucky the man knocks on the front door. Yeah. And he's very awkwardly trying to thank her for being kind. being the only family he ever had, but he knows what he is.
babe:
Yeah, he didn't read that situation very well though, because
bitch:
No,
babe:
that... That's...
bitch:
no he did not. Nope, nope.
jerk:
Shoo, shoo.
bitch:
And she's like, what the actual fuck? What the fuck do you know? Get the fuck out.
jerk:
Has she called?
babe:
Yeah, it was not an 80s movie then, you
jerk:
No.
babe:
know.
jerk:
She's...
bitch:
And then we just settled down in our dog happy life, where you're a dog, our dog half a time. Oh my God, that movie like. It's like,
babe:
Lucky standing outside her house holding a boombox
bitch:
with it
babe:
up. So.
bitch:
as a shepherd in a little turnscope.
jerk:
Yes. Yeah. She tells him to get away that he is a psycho and slams the door in his face. And then he's walking away. And this is when our dog, Albus, realized that there was a dog on TV and freaked out and looked and went to the other room to the, where the wall backs up on the TV to see if the
babe:
Because
jerk:
dog was in the other room because he saw
babe:
the dog
jerk:
it walking
bitch:
Bye.
babe:
obviously
bitch:
Bye.
jerk:
away.
babe:
would be on the other side of the wall
jerk:
Duh.
babe:
if he can't see
jerk:
You saw
babe:
it
jerk:
it
babe:
in
jerk:
walk
babe:
the TV
jerk:
away and
babe:
anymore.
jerk:
it went on TV.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
Did Albus not have TV before he came to your house? Like, did he come from
babe:
doesn't
bitch:
a house?
babe:
seem
bitch:
I was
babe:
like
bitch:
just like,
babe:
it.
bitch:
oh, what is this thing? Whoa.
jerk:
I don't know, but like they'll say a lot of times that dogs can't watch TV or don't watch TV. It just seems like they hear sounds and things like that. I'm like, no, I see a lot of dogs watch TV. But I see
bitch:
Oh, no,
jerk:
it,
bitch:
I have lots of friends
jerk:
but are
bitch:
who have
jerk:
there
bitch:
dogs.
jerk:
ones don't care
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
that much? Are there dogs don't care very
bitch:
They
jerk:
much?
bitch:
see, well, I think they see it as Hermione says that they say it's like it's a two dimensional like they can't
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
like they see differently than we do.
jerk:
right
bitch:
But
jerk:
so
bitch:
it
jerk:
it's
bitch:
doesn't
jerk:
hard to
bitch:
mean like they see differently. Like they can still probably tell it's a fucking dog and it's still going. Oh, you know, like.
babe:
Right.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Yep.
jerk:
So we wrap this episode with Sam and Dean
bitch:
No,
jerk:
in
bitch:
this
jerk:
a
bitch:
is
jerk:
poem.
bitch:
time for the rap battle. We told Dave this is gonna happen
jerk:
Oh,
bitch:
this week.
jerk:
sorry.
babe:
Ha
bitch:
Every
babe:
ha.
bitch:
week we have a rap battle on the show, so
jerk:
Right.
bitch:
Dave, go.
babe:
Nah, I'm the guest, I get to go
bitch:
No,
babe:
last.
bitch:
that's not the whole part
babe:
Diana,
bitch:
of the get.
babe:
go!
bitch:
Challenger starts
babe:
You
bitch:
she looks so unamused
babe:
look,
bitch:
she hates
babe:
you look,
bitch:
us
babe:
you look right at your parole. Come on, Rabbit.
bitch:
И я не хочу идти.
babe:
Don't choke. That's eight mile reference.
jerk:
I've never seen it.
babe:
Oh, that explains your complete non-reaction to that.
bitch:
As we have discussed, Diana's
jerk:
Hmm.
bitch:
movie watching history is sadly neglectful.
jerk:
Bye, I've seen Eminem live.
babe:
A lot of high points missing though.
bitch:
Yeah. Okay, I guess you've seen him live, whatever. Okay, fine. Go back to your rapping, Diana. You have to wrap the episode.
jerk:
So we've got Sam and Dean in a park by the water, by a body of water, which they really like it's either on the side of a road or a park by a body of water or a dock. They really like these like setups
bitch:
They
jerk:
for
bitch:
are
jerk:
their
bitch:
filming
jerk:
like convos.
bitch:
in Vancouver, there's a lot of that. I don't know if you've ever been
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
in Vancouver,
jerk:
Now.
bitch:
but there's a lot of things that are like, just on the side of the water.
jerk:
I have not been to Canada.
bitch:
Are you not allowed? I'm sorry.
babe:
Thank you.
jerk:
I don't, I think I'm allowed. Hmm. Anyways, so they've got a bag of burgers and Sam finally is like, you know what? You're fucking right. I'm not Sam. I don't really care about Lisa. I don't really care about Ben and I don't really care about you. That's, that's, that's real. I mean, this is it. But, you know, I remember what it was like to like care about things and, um, but I've also been able to do a lot of things I wouldn't been able to do. for the things I've done. But I remember all these things
babe:
Thank you.
jerk:
and it was a lot harder being like where I gave a shit, but I probably should go back to that way. So yeah, let's go ahead and get my soul back.
babe:
Yeah, it wasn't a it was a weird epiphanal moment.
bitch:
It's kind of like, you know, if you finally got to, like, I think we've all had like those brief moments in your life where like, you gave no fucks and it was just glorious.
babe:
and and and
bitch:
And if
babe:
and
bitch:
you
babe:
and and
bitch:
could
babe:
and and and
bitch:
somehow
babe:
and and and and and
bitch:
extend that, would you want to go back to giving fucks? I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to like, oh, you mean I can just take all this away from me and not care?
babe:
Yeah, but my young history was more of, um, I don't give a fuck at all, but in about nine months I'm going to a year I'm going to, we're like, I had a set time
bitch:
I
babe:
for.
bitch:
don't understand what consequences are. That's different, Dave, than
babe:
Right?
bitch:
not giving a fuck. Those are
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
two different things. One is I am an
babe:
That's
bitch:
entitled
babe:
true.
bitch:
young male, and the other is I have reached some sort of state of, I don't know, or not having a soul. There's a, I guess
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
entitled young males are probably quite similar to things not having souls.
jerk:
Pretty
babe:
Yeah,
jerk:
simple.
babe:
the behavior is similar, even if the reasons are
jerk:
Right.
babe:
different.
jerk:
Yeah. Sounds right. Yeah. So I will some or here. So yeah, that's, that's the episode. It wraps and Dean's like, yeah, that's a step. So let's go get my brother back. And
bitch:
Yeah.
jerk:
that's it.
bitch:
Pleantee-
babe:
Yes.
bitch:
Alright, so we will come back for the wrap up. But before we do, it is time, since we did not have a lore of this episode because what the fuck are they doing? I don't know. Like, why are these skinwalkers? They're not- My guests are kinda-
jerk:
They're not scale. It's weird.
bitch:
I- BAAAHHH!
jerk:
It's
bitch:
So-
jerk:
a weird shifter
babe:
Ha ha ha.
jerk:
thing.
bitch:
It's
babe:
Mm-hmm
bitch:
a shifter thing, but like
jerk:
But
bitch:
so
jerk:
other people,
bitch:
that...
jerk:
like every other Lord's shifter.
bitch:
Yeah, so it was a shifter, not a skin walker. Skin walkers that we talked about extensively at the beginning of it, like that's a thing that comes like they're an eat, they are emo
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
creatures
jerk:
It's a very
bitch:
that are created.
jerk:
specific deal.
babe:
Thank
bitch:
They're a
babe:
you.
bitch:
very specific thing, like not like all that Davey did miss, like the first, I guess it was a shifter, not a skin walker, because we're going to talk about like the shedding of the skin, like to the death
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
metal, but yeah, okay.
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
So instead of lore, basically, and one of the Even though they didn't, I still feel like the dogs died.
babe:
වවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවවව
bitch:
So we're gonna have a quiz. We're doing, did the dog die, Dave versus Diana?
jerk:
Oh God.
bitch:
And
babe:
Oh
bitch:
we
babe:
man.
bitch:
are gonna start, I'm just gonna start listing movies and you guys have to tell me, did the dog die or not, all right? You ready?
babe:
Is it who chimes in first or we just each
bitch:
You
babe:
answer?
bitch:
each get to guess. I mean,
babe:
Okay.
bitch:
if you want to talk it out, I don't care, but it's up to you. All right, first one, you ready?
babe:
Yep.
bitch:
Beverly Hills, Chihuahua.
jerk:
now.
babe:
Didn't
bitch:
That's
babe:
I?
bitch:
correct. The dog did not die. All right. And I'm trying to keep score, but this is hard. Okay. All right. Number two,
babe:
Thank
bitch:
Togo.
babe:
you.
bitch:
You don't remember it. It was:jerk:
Oh, that's
bitch:
set
jerk:
right.
bitch:
out a dangerous mission across the Alaskan Tendred medicine to a small town. The unbreakable bond, the trainer and Togo form
babe:
Thank
bitch:
throughout
babe:
you.
bitch:
the intense journey will have you hugging your own pup a little tighter. Do the dog die.
babe:
If Willem Defoe's in it, the fucking dog died.
jerk:
I agree.
bitch:
Actually the dog didn't die.
babe:
Oh
jerk:
Oh
babe:
man,
jerk:
man.
babe:
that seemed like the Disney
bitch:
I know
babe:
movie
bitch:
right?
babe:
type build up, you know.
bitch:
Aight, next.
babe:
I love this dog more than myself and then the
bitch:
Yes,
babe:
dog dies.
bitch:
exactly. But no, nor did he like ride it like a skateboard. But anyways, okay, so number three, Megan.
babe:
Megan.
jerk:
Oh yeah, that new one with the creepy
bitch:
then
jerk:
like, the robot doll chick, yes, the dog died.
babe:
Oh fuck,
jerk:
She killed the
babe:
yeah,
jerk:
dog.
babe:
dog died.
bitch:
Yeah, no, the dog totally died. It was so basically like we think that man pulls the dog through a hole in a wooden fence and then like chokes it by a collar or something. So, okay. All right, it's like
babe:
Oh.
bitch:
you're both at two. The score is still tied. All right, number four. Dog. Which handing Tatum? I
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
can give you a little, do you need more?
jerk:
Let's say the dog does not die.
bitch:
Do you remember the movie? It's pretty new.
jerk:
Fagely.
bitch:
It's like you can pick
babe:
I remember
bitch:
kiddie.
babe:
seeing
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
the
bitch:
you
jerk:
Oh
babe:
ads
bitch:
can
jerk:
wait,
bitch:
picture
babe:
for
jerk:
no,
babe:
it.
jerk:
never
bitch:
it like
jerk:
mind. No, no, that dog definitely dies in that
bitch:
Like
babe:
He
jerk:
one.
bitch:
he's
babe:
does
jerk:
That
bitch:
like
babe:
die.
jerk:
one dies.
bitch:
he's like on a truck with it
jerk:
Yep.
bitch:
like
jerk:
No,
bitch:
yeah
jerk:
I know you're talking about that. That dog definitely dies.
babe:
Yeah, guys.
bitch:
No!
babe:
What?
bitch:
So the movie is actually based on like his dying
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
dog Lulu who had cancer, but the dog in the movie doesn't die.
jerk:
That's why I won't watch
babe:
Oh
jerk:
movies.
babe:
man.
jerk:
Like I was like, nope, dog's gonna die. I'm not watching that. That's not
bitch:
Yeah,
jerk:
the treatment.
bitch:
never gonna watch it, but apparently the dog doesn't die. Yeah.
jerk:
Oh, okay.
babe:
All
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
right, that's good
bitch:
I'm still
babe:
to know.
bitch:
gonna watch it. Looks depressing. Alright, number five. The Conjuring.
jerk:
dog has to die in that, right?
babe:
I'm gonna say die just because of the nature of the
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
film.
bitch:
it totally dies. The family dog, Sadie, dies. Like this at the beginning of the movie. But we
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
don't see how it
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
dies. It's just like found dead. All right, number six, Bate Tofen.
jerk:
Beethoven does not.
babe:
Does not die.
bitch:
In fact, Beethoven does not die. That is the same. Alright, number seven, Marma Duke!
jerk:
does not die.
babe:
I got... The marmadook doesn't die.
bitch:
Marmaduke does not in fact die. Alright, number eight, American Psycho.
babe:
I feel like the obvious answer would be yes it
jerk:
But
babe:
does
jerk:
I'm trying to picture
babe:
but...
jerk:
the dog.
babe:
I'm gonna say doesn't die.
jerk:
I don't want to say dies.
bitch:
Dana's right. It's dives. It's very awful. All right. She is pulled ahead with
jerk:
Thank you.
bitch:
five
jerk:
Thank you.
bitch:
and David's
babe:
I had to
bitch:
or
babe:
go for it. We had
bitch:
we
babe:
to
bitch:
had a
babe:
answer
bitch:
chest All
babe:
something differently.
bitch:
right, number nine airbind
babe:
Everybody dies. Ha
bitch:
Everybody
babe:
ha ha.
bitch:
dies!
jerk:
It was a bloodbath.
babe:
Ha ha.
bitch:
All right, yeah, we're just gonna wait for that. So the score is day five, day eight and six, number 10. Barley and me.
jerk:
I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.
babe:
That's the whole point of the movie,
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
isn't
bitch:
no,
babe:
it?
bitch:
totally the dog dies. It's really gross. Well, they
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
also they euthanize it because it has a twisted stomach. So it's even worse. Like, it's not like he just like dies like they have to choose. So like
babe:
They had to do it,
bitch:
They
babe:
yeah.
bitch:
like they made that decision in Diana's like, I can't take this right now. Alright, number 11 secret life of pets.
jerk:
No, that's not
babe:
I'm
jerk:
that.
babe:
gonna say no.
jerk:
does not die.
bitch:
That would be a much more interesting movie, but nobody dies in secret life of Puts. Alright, Homer bound the incredible journey.
babe:
That's gotta be another one, right?
jerk:
I think yes.
bitch:
It's a no. Alright, Dave, Dave has brought it out to me inside. Alright,
babe:
Tied
bitch:
I know.
babe:
again.
bitch:
So that is a surprise, surprisingly no. They all made it. They made it across the
babe:
Ha ha.
bitch:
country as I was an incredible journey. Alright, next question. I am legend.
jerk:
dog does not die. Oh... fuck.
babe:
I'm going to say it does.
bitch:
Are you sticking with your answer Diana?
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
Yeah, no, the dog died. He's trying older. Alright, because
jerk:
That's
bitch:
it
jerk:
right.
bitch:
got infected. Alright, so
jerk:
We have a family joke about someone and their dog being, I'm legend. my brother-in-law and so we joke about it and so I was like oh no the dog has to make it because it's them together anyways it's a whole thing.
babe:
Thank
bitch:
Oh,
babe:
you.
bitch:
okay. All right, and number 14, the Hilt Have Eyes.
jerk:
I'm gonna see them dog guys.
babe:
I'm gonna say
jerk:
Ah,
babe:
the dog dies.
jerk:
yeah,
bitch:
Yeah, the
jerk:
yeah.
bitch:
dog gets eaten by cannibals. But I guess it's not a cannibal that's eating a dog. I mean, it eventually become a cannibal,
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
but...
jerk:
Who's just getting eaten? Not necessarily.
bitch:
Okay,
jerk:
Bye.
bitch:
so currently we're at the score where Dave has 10, Dianne has 9, and we're gonna start going into groups, okay?
jerk:
Okay.
bitch:
Amityville horror:babe:
Original dog died. Remake dog did not die.
bitch:
Diana.
jerk:
I'm gonna go dog-died in both.
bitch:
or, because the original one,:jerk:
Hmm.
bitch:
And I guess
babe:
Ah.
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ody, right? Amityville horror:jerk:
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get
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got
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a point
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that.
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for the first one.
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Diana got
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that one
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okay,
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right, yeah.
bitch:
so Diana will get the one for, you get 10, you get one point for that. All right, so the dog is brutally killed and five version. I don't know why they put that in there, but they did. All right.
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to Weird Edition.
bitch:
All right. Jaws, Jaws one, Jaws two, Jaws three D.
jerk:
I think a dog dies in one of them.
bitch:
Yeah. Yeah.
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Do I know how many of those I've seen?
babe:
Zero.
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Ding ding ding!
bitch:
You've never seen it with a fuck man. Oh my God. Mm. Dad.
babe:
I, you give your answer first. I've been going first a lot.
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Ah.
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So it made you
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write them down so you can't be influenced by each other.
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I'm gonna go
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right.
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with...
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an opposite size of their house, by the way. Realistically it was an
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audio. They are an opposite size of the house.
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Yes.
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go with original one, yes. Two, no, three, no.
bitch:
All right, Dave.
babe:
I'm going one yes, two yes, three no. Mm-hmm.
bitch:
Okay, the only like in one the dog died. The dog Pippin dies playing fetch in the water. Two, there is an orca that's killed by the shark and the shark itself dies and in Jaws 3D, no dog has
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not died but the shark does like, flat across it in 3D which sounds highly entertaining. So, how
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many,
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many, so Diana gets three points, right? Is that
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bitch:
right?
babe:
Yes, yeah, and I got two.
bitch:
And you get two. All right, so the score is Dave 12, Daniel 13. All right, Kingsman. Kingsman's Secret Service, Kingsman the Golden Circle. To be fair, Dave can go first this time.
babe:
To be fair,
bitch:
To be fair.
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To be far, to be far.
babe:
I'm gonna go no, no, no.
bitch:
All right, Diana.
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I'm gonna be contrarian, go yes, yes, yes. XD
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it?
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there was only two movies I talked about. So
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XD
bitch:
I don't, we're just going to discount the third one. And the answer is no, no, yes. So
jerk:
So I got one right.
bitch:
how does like, so Diana gets,
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Hmm.
bitch:
I guess I'm not scoring this. So Diana gets one point, Dave gets no points, right?
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Yeah.
babe:
I got one, I got one point, right?
bitch:
because you got
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Oh.
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one no correct, right? There was one no correct
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Oh yeah.
bitch:
and there was
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
one yes correct. Yeah, so if
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Yeah.
bitch:
you honestly, if you've ever watched Kingsman, how they recommend it, I love them, they're just adorable movies. All the boys in them are snacks. And it's just like really highly entertaining, heist and spy movies.
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Okay.
bitch:
And
babe:
Well, you talk me into it.
bitch:
there is an impressive, honestly Dave, you would love these movies. You would fuck it. If you've ever watched them, like you would highly enjoy them. So,
babe:
Haven't seen him, yeah.
bitch:
yeah. immediately go watch a match of your son. Okay, so Secret Service, no,
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and
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Golden
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Circle, yes, but now
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that I know Dave hasn't
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seen them, I'm not going
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to spoil
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what happens. Okay, and we have two more questions left. One last group and then one final. All right, so John Wick,
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one, two, and three. Dave, on first, last, so Diana, you go first.
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Well, one, yes, obviously. Two, no, three, yes.
babe:
Yeah, I want to answer one different to get a point back, but I agree though.
bitch:
Okay,
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Same.
bitch:
no. It's guess the first one, duh. And the second, the second and third are no, no. So
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Okay.
babe:
Yep.
bitch:
two points each for both of you. So we're still tied. And so the scores right now are Dave, 15, Diana, 16. For this
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final
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tired.
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question,
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worth 100 points.
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Thank you. Bye.
bitch:
worth one billion points!
babe:
I hate the fucking game shows that do that.
bitch:
No, there's this one game show is like, okay, like
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if
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you.
bitch:
you get all these right, you can still win. I'm like, what's the point of this?
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Yeah.
babe:
Why were we here for 44 minutes then?
jerk:
Yep.
bitch:
All right, you're 5-0-1. You ready?
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Yeah.
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
Old Yeller!
babe:
I'm gonna call that a yes.
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Yes.
bitch:
Diana wins. Diana wins! 16
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Boop.
bitch:
points! Alright, you can lure this over your husband. But that is the end of our quiz and Diana is a champion.
jerk:
Yeah, I win. Woo, I got more dead dogs right.
bitch:
Yeah!
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On a bunch of movies I haven't watched.
bitch:
Most of those I would think you've seen. I mean,
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review.
bitch:
oh my god, those are pretty like classic films. I wasn't like pulling from like the drags. Like those are mailing
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from
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that.
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Wick.
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dog fucking died.
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I was really upsetting.
bitch:
Yeah, I can't, I can't.
babe:
I think JAWS 3D is when I learned that 3D glasses don't work on colorblind people because it just looked blurry to me. Yeah.
bitch:
It was really fun though. I remember like watching that one, trying to watch that one at home.
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I'm not seeing any of
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And
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the
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Diana
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Jaws movies.
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was like, I was just an embryo inside my mother!
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I was
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much
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one.
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younger. God. Alright.
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so you're...
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bitch:
You were literally
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I was too.
bitch:
an embryo.
jerk:
No, I was a human person. I could walk.
babe:
I was in ninth grade.
bitch:
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
babe:
Yeah!
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bitch:
아, 진짜.
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older. Here you go.
babe:
Thank you. Bye.
bitch:
You need to cut that part out too.
jerk:
No, I was a toddler then, but we were grown-ups.
babe:
No, I'm alright with that.
bitch:
Alright, that's it. Alright, let's...
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bitch:
let's...
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even want
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quiz.
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we're just gonna
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I win.
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stop
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this.
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let's
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wrap.
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couch. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
bitch:
Yes, we have to do that too. Okay, we ready? Cast and Couch.
babe:
Casting out.
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You don't have to sing it. There's a clip for that. Okay. So Mandy was played by Janet.
babe:
I sang it in the clip though!
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Mandy Turan was played by Janet
babe:
Hey.
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Kitter. She plays Anne Rowling in Magic Beyond Words, the J.K. Rowling story. Roxy LaRue in Beat Down, which was a wrestling movie with Rob Wells from Trailer Park Boys. She's Anne in the Continuum series, Ossira in Star Trek Discovery, she played the DA in the Kung Fu series and just a lot of single episode television.
bitch:
Yeah, I just don't like her. Like, I think that was
jerk:
Oh.
bitch:
also one of the reasons I did not like this episode. Like, I was just like, you're, I didn't care that she got the fucked up dog. Like, I was just like, whatever. Like, yeah, just fucking bite her.
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all.
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the actress,
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I just didn't like the character, she's like
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bitch:
whatever, eat her.
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Lucky was played by Andrew Rothenberg. He's done a shit ton of TV, just like single
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Lucky
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episodes,
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the
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mostly
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person,
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just to be clear, lucky the person.
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the person. He did
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have a role as the quote, stern judge in Save the Last Dance.
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Bye. Bye.
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and O'Connor in a TV movie called Ray Donovan with Leaves Shriver.
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heard
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all
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of it.
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that thing.
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convicts and chronicles of Riddick. Um, he was a bouncer and cat woman. So he's been in big stuff, but some smaller roles. Uh, he played Satan in reefer madness, the movie musical.
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I could
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also,
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would be like on every, like everything I ever
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gave you would say, I played Satan and reefer madness. Like,
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The musical,
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Yes!
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the musical, yeah.
bitch:
like, I'm just there like, we just need you to pay your phone bill. I'm like, I played Satan and reefer madness. And yeah.
jerk:
He was also
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
Wayne in the butterfly effect too, and Douglas in the tall man. Cal, our other unlikeable main character, was played by Jason Diablo. Yeah, that's the last name.
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Oh
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He was one of the cops in Fantastic Four. He was, and then he was a firefighter in the Invisible,
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and
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you.
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then a detective doulin in Juggernaut. But he didn't have a ton of credits to him, if that was interesting. Aiden, the son, was played
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by Arian
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you.
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Boy, and he was the kid in This Means War. He was in one episode of Magicians. And then he played young Gary Faulkner in the movie Army of One, which starred Nicholas Cage as Gary Faulkner. And Russell Brand was also in that movie.
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What was this kid's first name?
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What
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Arian?
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was it again? Well, say
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A-R-I-E-N.
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it again.
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Arian?
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Say it.
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A-R-I-E-N is how
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A-
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it's spelled.
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or not A- or Y-A-N?
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Is that what was it? Someone
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just trying to be sneaky about like what the... Yeah. No one
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Have you seen the names they give these kids these days?
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It's Aryan. I'm
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Wow.
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so sorry, dude.
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The big Oh,
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Sorry,
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But
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dude.
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it's awkward, so we just call them Grand Wizard instead.
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
What do you just call a main office just easier?
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Thank you.
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Our big guy that yells at Lucky was played by Alex Pavnovik. And for the record, Alex here is spelled A-L-E-K-S. Alex. He's...
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subscribe.
bitch:
Wait, say it, spell it again?
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A-L-E-K-S.
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Isn't that Alex?
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Thank you.
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Alex.
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I feel like he's not out on, oh yeah, whatever, it's, sorry,
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close enough.
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your name's, yeah, okay.
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Whatever.
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Elec,
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Elec, Elec, Elec.
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say to that. I wear my Phoebe shirt. So he's actually done a ton of stunt
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a reoccurring character named Julian Dupont in I, Zombie. He was, this is one of his three appearances. We'll see him in Supernatural. natural and he played winter in war for Planet of the Apes. He's also Julius in the Van Helsing series, Ivan in the Hawkeye series, and, um, uh, Brock, I
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don't know if I say it wrong. Brockman, Baskovic in Snowpiercer.
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you.
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know. He's in Snowpiercer the series.
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And then our detective. who is just like only in this for a second, but it's epic because Sam is so mean to him, was played by Ashley, who was Clark
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in the Mighty Ducks Game Changer movie, which was the newer movie, and he plays Tonya's father in the Christmas movie, No Well, and was in a couple episodes of I Zombie as well. Thank you. Thank you. That's what I got.
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Yeah.
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So.
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And nothing about the dogs because...
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No, there's nothing out there.
babe:
No dog credits.
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So.
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Grr, I'm so mad! Why the dog's not getting credits? Dog should get credits. Dog
babe:
Mm-hmm.
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union, go. This
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So.
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guitar kills, you know, I'm sorry to say this, but...
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Thank you.
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So I would say this episode overall, well...
bitch:
Terrible. Sucked. Horrible.
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Creepy. Upsetting. But it was also really
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you.
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storyline driver for the Sam and Dean dialogue about
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That's
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Sam's
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it.
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lack of soul. I feel like that could have been done though, in any episode. I don't think that
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Fair.
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really needed to have any of this story. You could have inserted, insert monster here and had the exact same outcome and dialogue. And here's the problem
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now
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you.
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is now they've set up a story that I'm fairly confident just knowing this show at this point that they're not gonna revisit even though they've set up the perception that this could be popping up everywhere. Like, oh, there could be, you know, a bunch of these other cells all over the place. Yada, yada, yada, yada. What are the odds? I think we're gonna see this happen again, zero.
bitch:
Spoiler alert, you never see this again.
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So what was the whole point of this whole thing? Being like, well, you can't get to the
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I'd
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alpha
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say,
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because there's a bunch of these.
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yeah, you know what I think there's one reason I kind of liked it is that it reminded me of the Twilight Zone series because
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it was more direct than Twilight Zone, but the It felt like a kind of like a twilight a modern twilight
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I can
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see them.
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episode
bitch:
Look, the plot, it's fucking brilliant. The entire thing, it's very smart. It makes everybody very uncomfortable. I'm sure
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
that is exactly what they intended in.
babe:
It worked. Yeah.
bitch:
And yeah, but to the point where I never want to rewatch
babe:
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bitch:
it and I forced my friends to watch who don't watch the show to to learn about. So again, what do you think about Crowley?
babe:
Thank you. He was just dreamy.
bitch:
Also, I just want to note, like just in general, like, what did you think? Like the characters you haven't really been following any like just overall, like arching themes or.
jerk:
Yeah.
babe:
Now, Crowley, I hope Crowley continues to be a recurring thing. It seems like it will be, because that's a pretty, it's a really well-acted, kind of nuanced character too. I thought it was kind of cool, because he knows he wasn't a big shot before, but he's obviously embracing that now, and I can see that carrying forward for a while. So that was definitely a big one. That was really the only recurring character
bitch:
Yeah,
babe:
in this
bitch:
the new
babe:
one, right?
bitch:
recurring character. Yeah, besides Sam and Dean.
babe:
Yeah.
bitch:
Yeah. Otherwise you just got thrown with a bunch of, you know, I see, um, Diana, you missed it, like in Casting Couch, the one who had been in the previous Supernatural episode that's going to be in another Supernatural episode.
jerk:
I mentioned that that's
bitch:
Yeah.
jerk:
Alex.
bitch:
Yeah.
jerk:
Alex.
bitch:
So, Alex, that was him. Yeah. So, beyond that, though, like all of these people are like non-consequent.
jerk:
one time.
bitch:
Like obviously they're so non-consequent. consequential
babe:
Mm-hmm
bitch:
they can be in three episodes and you'll be like...
jerk:
That kind of looks vaguely familiar, but whatever. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think that you could have done that. I think the story was really unsettling, but that's, I mean, that's the goal, right?
bitch:
I can't be mad
babe:
Yeah?
bitch:
at unsettling. I can't be mad, but just like I fuck you and dogs. Like don't do this to me. Like I love dogs. Stop
babe:
Mm-hmm.
jerk:
It just was
bitch:
doing
jerk:
really,
bitch:
this.
jerk:
I was, there was definitely a text chain though immediately after I watched the episode and I was like are you fucking kidding me? I thought I asked you why you didn't want to watch this episode and you had me watch it, the person that just got a new dog.
babe:
Thank
bitch:
So
babe:
you.
bitch:
I don't like, and why is it so unsettling, right? And part of it is like the fact like your dog is like, or my cat over there is like actually like a sleeper agent. But also it's just like the does the dog die? Like these are even though
babe:
Thank
bitch:
they're
babe:
you.
bitch:
skin walkers, they're still, you're still hurting puppies.
jerk:
Right.
bitch:
And I don't want
babe:
Mm-hmm.
bitch:
to see puppies being hurt. Like have you heard a werewolf?
babe:
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bitch:
That's like a cryptoid being like, Like I'm gonna say right now that werewolves aren't real
jerk:
Oh!
bitch:
and come at me bro. So like, so if you see like a werewolf die it's shitty but it's a werewolf. You see a dog die and you're like uh-uh,
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
uh-uh, uh-uh.
jerk:
I think the cryptozoologist would be distressed with your commentary Liz. And I also wanna share that I got to explain what a cryptozoologist was to someone this week. And that made my heart happy. And I was irritated that I had to explain it, but also I was very joyous.
babe:
Ha ha.
jerk:
good word though.
bitch:
And as
babe:
It is.
jerk:
I mean
bitch:
it
jerk:
it's a thing
bitch:
is all crypto
jerk:
so
bitch:
a crypto zoologers all that they're all beautiful.
jerk:
No.
bitch:
But I mean, none of us want like our pets to be watching a shower because they all do all of our pets.
jerk:
Well, we trust them implicitly
babe:
Yeah.
jerk:
because
bitch:
They are
jerk:
they're
bitch:
watching
jerk:
part of our household.
bitch:
us, they are in our bathroom, literally
jerk:
Yeah,
bitch:
in our bathroom
jerk:
frequently.
bitch:
all the time.
jerk:
Yes. I mean,
babe:
And pets are probably like the most, you know, like the most pure relationship you have because they
jerk:
See you at
babe:
completely
jerk:
all.
babe:
trust and rely on you. So you think of them as these, you know, like pure little things that make you happy. So twisting that is really disturbing.
bitch:
Yeah, so brilliant concept once was enough. And I've seen this episode more than one time. So I'm good.
jerk:
Here's my question. Would it have been worse if Lucky, quote unquote, its character was one of the other skin walkers who was actually willing to turn on his people or were most of them not willing to turn on their people? Or was it creepier that he loved them in his own fucked up way?
bitch:
know, we're getting
babe:
अहुं
bitch:
on like this, like part of it is like snitching thing and it's like who are your people and like what's your loyalty thing. But also like you also just threw in these skin walkers, like this is a new
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
like, this is a new thing that got thrown into supernatural, right? Like
jerk:
Yeah.
bitch:
all of a sudden, like now we have these skin walkers, you can just turn into dogs. What the fuck? Like that wasn't a thing before. And
babe:
Thank you.
bitch:
it's not like, I mean, that is the thing in a lot of different
jerk:
Right,
bitch:
We're in season
jerk:
no.
bitch:
five and now all of a sudden we have this being thrown in and it's just I don't know It's just uncomfortable everything about this episode
babe:
It's a it's a rough thing to deal with.
bitch:
You're never being asked to do this again.
jerk:
Oh Keep up the puns and Liz is gonna flee.
bitch:
No.
babe:
We know Diana's a pun fan though.
bitch:
She
jerk:
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bitch:
just made one, she just did. She just made a flea pun. You don't even catch it, that's the worst. Like the fact that she made it and like you were just like,
babe:
Thank
bitch:
what, she's a pun
babe:
you.
bitch:
fan?
babe:
Bye.
bitch:
Like, no, she just made one. Anyways, all right. Dave, I'm gonna give you first out anything else you wanna, any other thoughts you had on the episode or the other
babe:
No,
bitch:
peoples?
babe:
this was good though. I might actually start watching more of the episodes going forward. So no direct feedback on this episode, but I think I am going to start watching them, but not with her because she pauses
bitch:
Bye.
babe:
it every four seconds. So it takes a really long time to get through and I don't know what's going on. So I think I'm going to start watching them though, but at regular pace.
jerk:
Huh.
bitch:
Diane, do anything else.
jerk:
Now, I think it was interesting getting a little bit of a bigger reveal on Sam's epiphany about his lack of soul.
bitch:
Hmm,
jerk:
That was it.
bitch:
Sola Sam, he's so much better when he doesn't care. I don't know, I may have issues, but those are the type of men I love. Alright, on that note, cheers, jerk.
jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
bitch:
Cheers, babe!
jerk:
Cheers, babe.
babe:
Cheers jerk and bitch.
bitch:
I don't like how much that echoed, but...
