9:06 Heaven Can't Wait
We are back to talk about Supernatural Season 9, Episode 6 Heaven Can't Wait. We learn why Professor Morrison can't stay away from the Trobrianders and their sexy yams. We deeply question Sam's syringe kit, why Dean is being such a jerk about Cass doing a honest day's work, and why only one person can listen to a blood bowl.
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Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana. And we're sure you missed us. We thought we were just gonna a little late, but we decided to just make it a next episode.
Bitch (:Liz.
Bitch (:Whatever, you don't own us. You get this for free. Do what I want. That's in my purse.
Jerk (:I do what I want. Come on. You don't know me. Yeah. So today we're going to talk about season nine, episode six. But first, what have you been up to, Liz?
Bitch (:you can hear my delightful English accent. And so I have been away in the land that was across the pond and was there for a punk rock festival and to spend an enormous amount of, I have a lot of books now. So.
Jerk (:Because you didn't have a lot of books before.
Bitch (:I did not have a lot of books before because they're all boxed up in the garage so I can't tell how many books I have. now it seems but no I went into the like I went to the bookshop that Alistair Crowley used to shop at right so they've got you know they're a cult paranormal book shops are a little different than I would say they're different than ours they're just old they had older stuff.
Jerk (:False.
Bitch (:So I was able to get some some pretty fun additions and some things. And I was in one of the bookshops and I met someone who was on the OTO and he had a neophyte with him and the way he talked to me. So it was this dude and a chick, right? So I'm downstairs at this bookshop and in downstairs is where like the good stuff was behind a cabinet that was locked.
So I'm in that cabinet with the good stuff. And then he is like, blah, blah. Do you know if I say blah, blah, blah, do you know that? And he was just like, I am friends with you, you know, with you.
with the owner of Crowley's estate. And then he was like, this is my needle fight. just like, and then he kind of said it with like a raised eyebrow, like, she doesn't know anything. And the way he was talking to her, I was just like, how do you not punch this dude in the dick? But I was like, cool. Like, can I get that dude's email? And he was just like, no. And I was like, then whatever, fuck off. But he was very nice. And he had lots of fun, fun tattoos on him. But.
Jerk (:Hmm.
Jerk (:Ho, ho, ho.
Jerk (:No.
Bitch (:And so you never know what you what you find in magical book shops, even if they're, you know, magicians who are just, you know, they're shopping with you. But I also I had like a Hermione moment where one of the books, the book, one of the bookkeeper dudes or whatever you call them, sales clerks, like who had opened the shelf for me. I guess he had heard me talking to the other dude about
who I'm researching and then he pulls out this book and he's like, have you heard of this one? And I was like, yeah, I own that, of course I do. But of course I own that. anyway, so London was full of people. When I was in Blackpool, the loveliest, shittiest town on earth, I did finally get to go to the Spiritualist Church there on Albert Road, not upper or lower, just Albert.
Jerk (:Of course.
Bitch (:And so I've been trying to go to this place for like the past couple years and just it's never timed out. I took like specific trains. I could have taken a direct train from London, but I took two trains so I can get there early enough to go to this on that day. So at this church, they do a lot of activities, but they also on Wednesdays, they do demonstrations. And so you go into like, so
The spiritualist church from the outside looks like what you would imagine a Victorian church to be like so they has a cool facade. It doesn't really get you walking in. It kind of looks like a normal church. There's pews and things, but there's somebody there with little cash things like that'll be three pounds. And so it's three pounds to go to the demonstration. And he was at the demonstration will be downstairs today. I'm like, all right, so go downstairs below this church. And it's basically like
I would describe it as any church basement. This was a church basement with a shop and like as a shop that's selling dream catchers and fairy stuff and crystals and whatever other crap you need for your spiritual life. And so but very British. It's kind of like this, you know, and they're just like, you know, little round tables with plastic chairs, some of the things around them. And I just took, you know, a seat in a table in the back.
Jerk (:Okay.
Bitch (:And I get to hear this one woman kind of chatting more and it turns out that she was a medium. I think her name was Carol, but you know, she starts off in demonstration by reading, you know, the notes. And so it's like everything they have to like going on over the next like three calendar months, all of their meetings, what they are, you know, they're going to have a workshop on.
meeting your inner spirit or developing like your mediumship skills and things like that and like going over like which mediums were gonna be, which different services and things. So very much a spiritualist church just in a basement. And then when she starts, you know, her thing, the first person she goes to is me. And I'm like, what? Why do?
Jerk (:No, not me first.
Bitch (:Okay, so the spirit that she gets, describes as a woman who was proud that she lost weight but still had big tits. She did not use the word tits, but she basically described. I was like, okay, and I'm guessing, I was like, maybe that's my grandmother.
but she said that there was someone who was very upset that they didn't get there in time before she died and that I need to put a padlock on my purse and stop giving money away, which I feel is very sage advice.
And then, know, also I'm supposed to, there was a dream catcher behind me, which is why I pointed out, and she said, I'm looking at that and you need to keep a diary of all your dreams and for one month, every day, get up and write down what's happening in your dreams and then you'll see a pattern. I'm like, no, I hate my dreams. I'm not gonna write that down. I'd like to not, but I'm like, okay.
Jerk (:don't want to remember those.
Bitch (:And then she said that I needed to go to the working on your magic skills or whatever that class was because I can see spirits and it is time for me to stop depriving the world of my gifts.
Jerk (:Well, Liz.
Bitch (:I know, I feel very selfish that I am depriving you guys. I know you want my gifts. So she was lovely. She read a few other people and her techniques were really interesting. So yeah.
Jerk (:depriving the world of your gifts.
Bitch (:I finally got to go. I really honestly, man, if I lived in that town, I wouldn't be there every fucking week. That was like the most interesting. There is nothing more interesting and no better way to kind of like get to know people than to watch them being read by a psychic. It's a good time. I highly recommend it. Go find a spiritual church next to you. Go see people like, you know, the Great Assault, you know, don't give them your money. You can give them some money because they're doing something for you, but
Anyways, it was good talk. that was England and I came back with COVID.
Jerk (:like you do.
Bitch (:Like you do, but honestly, I think, you know, I had to have passed thousands of people, just thousands.
Jerk (:We were just talking about, we were talking before we started recording about, and you were listing like the international people that you crossed. And I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it just shows the cross section of humanity when you travel, was what we were talking about. I guess just, you know, you see thousands of people. Guess what? Even if it wasn't COVID, you probably would have got a cold just because you're around a gazillion people in germs, you know?
Bitch (:I spoke to you.
Bitch (:Well, yeah, it's just, and you know, and frankly, like this round of, and I know other people who were not in England, who were in different places, who all got COVID over the last couple of weeks. I mean, I'm not, hopefully everybody else has kind of the variants that we got. And it was a couple of days to suck, like, but it wasn't like.
COVID suck. was just, had a really bad cold. My throat kind of hurt. I wasn't even as exhausted as COVID normally makes me. So it went away pretty fast. I think it's like my fifth time having COVID or something. So, but yeah, so thankfully that is out of my, it came and went really fast.
Jerk (:As it normally makes you. I know, it's just funny. Well.
Jerk (:Yeah, that's good. Hey, I just I just been holding down the fort and went and some music because I know everybody's shocked about that, but had a really good time going to see Dale Watson and Jesse Daniel. Yeah, I got a great photo with them. It was really fun. It was a great show. And my friend, Sarah Johnson, got to open it up. So good. He looks great. I mean, he's.
Bitch (:also title of my next X tape. So, and what about you?
Bitch (:Dale, chicken legs, Dale.
Bitch (:How is he holding up?
He's still looking silver, Foxy? Okay. You just never know how it's gonna go. I mean, I he stopped drinking for a while and that probably helped. A lot of things.
Jerk (:He looks the same as he has for many, years, yes.
Jerk (:Well, that's yeah, I got it. He's a pro at the selfie. I'll shoot it to you so you can see and we'll see if you want to throw it up on the stories. But yeah, I it was a nice time. And then since then, we've also gone to, you know, what else? I think I've done other things. My. we went and saw our friends band play. I say Jay, Isaiah Evans and the boss tweet along with band.
Jonathan Jeter and the Revelators. really like great people in both bands in Dallas and it was super fun time. It was a really fun restaurant, but I sent you a picture of my drink, but it was late. yeah, know, Armory in Deep Elm is a great little, it's Hungarian. They have a lovely cocktail menu and the food was to die for. So it's a place I've been before, it's like fell off my radar, you know, and then I'm like, why don't we go here more? Duh. So.
Bitch (:Mmm.
Jerk (:Yeah, that's I mean, other than that, just trying to get some pool time in enjoy summer and not give myself a stress stroke. I joke. That's kidding. Not not fun. That stress stress. That's not more breaststroke less stress. You know, I'm just you know, I'm Joe. It's not not funny joke. But yeah, I've just been
Bitch (:That's good. Breaststroke, no stress stroke.
What?
Bitch (:It's not funny, you know, like people our ages, know, like we'll be someone who we will be seeing this weekend had a stroke like at our age. And that's Mr. Rob Benedict, who I also saw an episode of Law and Order on a plane, know, since coming back. And then that he played, well, he was a rapist and a murderer, but it was less disturbing than him eating his own ass. I mean, that's just, that was, and that is how like we have, so we will be seeing.
Jerk (:You said it was disturbing also.
Jerk (:That's how we write things now.
Bitch (:We will be seeing him in a few days at the creation Supernatural Convention in Austin. And I won't be able to look him in the eyes, just be like, ooh.
Jerk (:Yes, we will be there.
Jerk (:Yeah, we're looking forward to it, though. It'll be fun to be in Austin for this one downtown.
Bitch (:Yeah, so we're actually going to be staying at the convention hotel this time. We haven't done that before. I'm very excited to people watch.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Well, the last couple we went to weren't at hotels, so you couldn't hear. They were just at conference. They were at the convention centers. So that's kind of neat for this one. I'm excited about that. I'm to just, you know, people watch and see who's around and about.
Bitch (:Yeah, that's fair. That is fair.
Bitch (:Yeah, this is a whole different experience, think. It's a very different, it makes you more calm, I think, if you like. You can see, and you get to talk to more people, I think. So we're really looking forward to that. That's gonna be at the Downtown Marriott in Austin. I know weekend passes are sold out, but there's still some single days, and this will drop before that, so come on out. I know you were all listening to this in real time, good subscribers that you are.
Jerk (:think so.
Jerk (:at hotel.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Yes.
Jerk (:Totally.
Bitch (:So we'll be at the karaoke event, we're gonna be watching some of the panels and then we're gonna go see Misha's new play and that's gonna be exciting to see what he does with that.
Jerk (:bopping around in Austin in general. So yeah, you know, because I'm sure we'll get distracted and be like, at some point and be like, con, let's go to the bar. And then we'll be back at the con and it'll be okay.
Bitch (:in general.
Bitch (:But we'll never do that, like, especially if there's a bar and a hotel where the convention's at. I would never...
Jerk (:What?
Jerk (:man.
Bitch (:Yeah, but I mean, it's gonna be packed. Everybody is coming out for this one. So all the big supernatural actors. So I'm pretty excited about it. Speaking of the supernatural actors, so there's been some new developments in The Boys working, I guess, in life after Supernatural. So Jared has been tapped for an episode arc.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:the third season of CBS's Fire Country, which is about firefighters. And he's gonna play Camden, a SoCal firefighter and maverick with a surfer swagger who is a force to be reckoned with and immediately recognizes somebody's raw talent. So the deal is for that recurring role and they think there may be a new spinoff headline.
him that would be joining the called sheriff country or joining the I don't know. So there's a possibility. I it. This just keeps doing. man. I guess firefighter is different than the Ranger. Well, I just see him. Jensen's going to be a cop. mean, like y 'all are going to get y 'all do some different, different things. I'll do different things, but good for y 'all. I'm glad you're getting work. Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah it is.
Jerk (:Yes, that's most important thing.
Bitch (:getting work and you know I'm sure there will be amazing things and blah. All right so this episode though Heaven Can't Wait it first aired November 12 2013 and it was directed by Rob Sparra and he's one of those few that this is the only episode that of Supernatural he ever directed I always think that's kind of you know it's kind of the people like the five the five five
Jerk (:Mm -hmm.
Bitch (:post -war on SNL, he get a special jacket. But yeah, you get like a one -in -one episode of Supernatural Jacket. So he also directed episodes of Criminal Minds, Army Wives, The Horror Classics, Witchcraft from 1998, and Leprechaun 5 in the Hood.
Jerk (:the jacket? Yeah.
Jerk (:Bitch (15:31.022)
Yeah, that was from:But so he also publishes works like the actors write for actors and encore. So that's available at bookstores. That's fine. I like people who are also writers. And this was speaking of writers, it was written by Robert Barron. And this was the first of his episodes, but he has many, many more episodes to come. After this, he then became an executive producer and writer on the sadly canceled Kung Fu. I really liked Kung Fu.
It was stupid and fun. A chick hit things. I just like it when girls hit stuff. just feels good inside.
Jerk (:Bitch (16:24.528)
Alright, so our recap. Our recap.
Jerk (:We got Angel vessels, got Abaddon versus Crowley. And we've got our Castiel versus the Samzikiel situation.
Bitch (:See
Bitch (:Crowley being pumped by Sam.
Bitch (:I was proud of that one. You shouldn't be. So we go from our recap to Rexford, Ohio.
Jerk (:And we've got a man on the phone with a suicide hotline. So we've got a really uplifting opening here in this shitty cabin.
Bitch (:Right? And first you're like, it's a 9 -1 -1 call. this is worse.
Jerk (:Yeah, very bad. But he gives up. He puts a gun to his head and then he looks at a picture of a woman and a child and he cries. He puts the gun down and some dude shows up with a cross earring and touches.
Bitch (:Like, that's also what I noticed. I was just like, they just started calling him Crossy Rick.
Jerk (:I definitely highlighted that the cross -airing touches the guy's head and we get a splatter of hot pink everywhere in a yell That's what we get. That's our intro hot pink
Bitch (:Yeah, there's, that is our intro, and there's pink goo everywhere. And if you could not tell, that is actual Pepto Bismol. And just, you know, it's kind of a good pink, like through some of this, like through some of these scenes, I'm like, I kind of like this decor. Yeah. Yep. All right. So we cut from pink goo to a gas station.
Jerk (:Is it? That's awesome.
Pepto -Bismol. It's such a good pink.
Jerk (:I'm not not the same thing. All right. And we found out that Castiel is the best little sales associate at this gas station, and he goes by Steve.
Bitch (:My friend Steve, who is also the name of a one -eyed cat at the Blackpool Cat Cafe, which I once again frequented and hey Steve, wink wink, because that sounds terrible. Right, so, Cass is Steve and he's just a great employee.
Jerk (:Yeah.
It does.
Jerk (:And a woman enters who's clearly his boss. Her name is Nora. And she's just super impressed with him and asks, where have you been all my life? There's just something special, different about you. And he's like, no, there's nothing so different about me. And she's just like, And.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Yeah, because he's not slacking at a minimum wage gas station job that actually makes you very special. Note like that you actually give a shit about your job. Yeah, you're special.
Jerk (:It does.
Jerk (:And he is looking at a newspaper and sees the Rexford Post. It says it's his final edition, I think. But anyways, it says the fourth unexplained disappearance in weeks. Hmm. So back at the bunker, we've got Sam and Dean talking to Kevin because Kevin is now apparently allowed to come hang out with them because the last episode.
Bitch (:good. Kevin looks he looks a lot better. He doesn't look like he's been eating hot dogs. And he started translating the tablet into Ella might, which is a dead language full of doodles. And it is real. It is also known as hot to my tight and formerly as Suzy in which the kind of looks like Suzy and and like
Jerk (:He does.
Jerk (:It is.
Jerk (:See ya.
Bitch (:Yes, it could be Susudio, but I am like, man, I wish there was a language named Susan. But so that was spoken by the Elamites. And so the Elamites were from what is now southwestern Iran from 2600 BC to 330 BC. And they're also so it's like Iran and then some of Khuzestan and part of like southern Iraq. So.
Jerk (:Bitch (20:16.97)
in the Middle East. so yeah, it was actually a thing. And so this is a real language that they're talking about, which I just think is fun. I didn't check to see if the doodles actually match the dead language because
Jerk (:That is.
Jerk (:Well, basically, Kevin can know he's having a tough time translating the tablet into English, but he could do it into this. So he says he's like, look, there's one footnote from Metatron that I was able to decipher about falling angels and might be about a spell. But maybe if we can figure what it is, then we can reverse it and put the quote winged dicks back in heaven. But.
Bitch (:Yeah, they gotta go somewhere. And to do that, they've got to research. And luckily, they have all 24 volumes of Zimmerman's, not Zimmerman, not Andrew Zimmerman, Zimmer's Encyclopedia of Extinct Languages.
Jerk (:And then Dean is saved by the bell because we know how much he loves this type of research. And it's Cass calling him about these missing people and how he thinks it's a case. And he has also destroyed the slushy machine.
Bitch (:You know, like, it happened. Like the other day, like, I went to get a slurpee and I didn't notice that it was like, didn't say it like it wasn't ready. So I just got like straight syrup and I was too embarrassed. Like, so I just like went and refilled, like, put like a different slurpee on top of it. So then I had like just like straight up corn syrup and then like the slurpee.
Jerk (:You dump it into the thing. What a dream.
Bitch (:That was too much.
Jerk (:No. Well, either way, Castiel is like, I'm too busy to help with the case, so you handle it by and hangs up. So Dean's like, fuck it, I'm going. And Sam is kind of incredulous. And Kevin calls Dean out and he's like, obviously, you're just trying to get out research. Dean's like, yes, obviously. So we cut back to the convenience store where Nora has
Bitch (:What?
Jerk (:a talk is talking to Kath and she has located a toothbrush and toothpaste in the supply closet as well as a sleeping bag stashed back there.
Bitch (:Well, I mean, at first, the toothbrush, you're just like, look, maybe one of your employees cares about their dental hygiene. Like that's not a big deal. have toothbrushes that work all the time. But the sleeping bag.
Jerk (:Yeah, and he's got some excuse about working late and needing not wanting to have to drive back and forth and blah blah and she's just like you're so responsible I just I don't want to take advantage but She gives him a kiss and asks him if he's free tomorrow night
Bitch (:Because she's off and she knows that he is also off and so like he's not busy so yay.
Jerk (:Yeah, I'm like, Cass has a date.
Bitch (:We all think Cass has a date. Fumas seems like Cass has a date. But we cut from that to Fendine.
Jerk (:So, and Dean is at the house and I'm like, the inside of these windows are pink. That's really cute.
Bitch (:Yeah, no, it's a very nice palette. I like it.
Jerk (:And this cops like, yes, there's been four deaths so far. There's four dead. They're not missing. We've confirmed that for all four are dead. And what's the common thread? Well, Joe, we're at this cabin right now. He had the suicide hotline on speed dial as this cop as the sheriff. So I had cop and sheriff the one before this was a shut in with enough antidepressants to stock a pharmacy and. And the numbers one and two were a married couple.
Bitch (:Hey, I resemble that word.
Jerk (:that were a billboard for no fault divorce.
Bitch (:So they are the sad sacks is what he calls it. Fuck you, Sheriff Deeb.
Jerk (:They're at the top of the list of the county's saddest sex, but yes. So Dean's like, but we've ruled out suicide and they go inside. And he's like, gosh. So apparently this pink goo is the person. It's just their blood, skin, hair, nails, internal organs all run through the quote, world's finest woodchipper to make a
this pink splatter.
Bitch (:Which is not how, the no. But it's cool, I like when it's cool. So the neighbor though, like saw like a pink flash and was just like pew! And then like everything was pink.
Jerk (:Back at the bunker, Sam and Kevin are still just researching like crazy. They talked to Dean on the phone. They've already reached out to Professor Morrison. He's on sabbatical. And...
Bitch (:So no, he is not on sabbatical. Professor Morrison has gone to live with the Trobrianders in Papua New Guinea and they are fascinating and we are gonna learn about them. So this is lore, but it's not really lore, it's just about these people who are freaking awesome and their gams. Okay, so these people, they're of the Trobriand Islands, I hope I'm seeing that right.
Jerk (:Okay.
Bitch (:So they're mostly subsistence horticulturalists. Also, this is mainly from Wikipedia, but mainly Wikipedia got it from Annette Winer's, the trobrianders of Papua New Guinea. So most of the stuff is from Annette Winer's.
Okay, so they have a social structure that is based on matrilineal clans. So we got women led plans, which is awesome. And so those clans and control land and resources. And when the colonizers decided they didn't want to have intergroup warfare, and they forbid it, the islanders developed this very unique and aggressive form of cricket. So they just like took cricket and they made it like
violent and re since they couldn't go to war with each other, right? And so like now instead of going to war, they do this like this really like, yeah, so amazing. So they speak Kelly Villa, and that's K I l i v i l a
Jerk (:like Battle Cricket.
Jerk (:Elaborate Battle Cricket.
Bitch (:And there's various dialects of it. And it's an Austronesian language with this thing that I've never heard about non -linear codifications of reality. So listen to this. So in a linguistic system, the concept of linear progress of times and even geometric shapes and methods of descriptions are lost together or altered. So
Here's an example. So say you've got an indigenous game. So when the game moves from a state of sprouting through brightness to over brightness, the name for each object in a specific state changes entirely. The description of the object and different states of development.
relates to wholly different perceptions of the object. Rightness is considered a defining ingredient, and thus once it becomes overripe, a yam is perceived as a new object altogether. And they apply that same concept to time and geometric shapes. But so you get with that saying. basically, like, you start off with... They're using the yam as a thing, but so as like...
As an object is changing over time, it becomes a whole new thing, right? So you wouldn't be like, this is a ripe yam. It would have a whole new word that equals ripe yam. But like an over ripe yam would have a whole new word that describes it. So they're two different things. That yam is like more than one thing.
Jerk (:That seems overly complicated.
Bitch (:But then they don't have adjectives and things, right? So wouldn't be an overripe, like it's still an overripe. Yeah. It's that there's just like one description of it and it just becomes a different being altogether. And they do the same thing with time and with shapes. They think about that perception is just different, which I think is really cool. So their language. Yeah. So it's so many words, but less, right? Cause you're losing your adjectives.
Jerk (:Right. It just has a completely different name.
Jerk (:I have to have a lot of words.
Jerk (:So many words. So many words.
Bitch (:So you're still like, I think your sentences are probably, I just think it's a fascinating concept. So in addition to that, they have a cultural taboo of eating in front of others. So they eat alone and then they retire their own hearts with like their food, turning their backs on one another and eating really fast for fear that somebody is going to see them.
Bitch (:nothing? Okay. So they also start in Kurd.
Jerk (:seems dangerous and seems like it was probably because people steal their food, but go ahead.
Bitch (:I don't know, but I'm also like, yeah, I don't want people watching me eat. That's kind of cool. So they also start getting encouraged to have sex at very young ages and they start partnering with each other around 13 and they will change partners often. Women and men though are both equally assertive in pursuing a partner.
And when they want to marry each other, they start spending more time together. The boy will give the girl a gift and when accepted and approved by her parents, she'll move into his house and eat there and hang out with the dude all day. Then when she's ready to be married, she doesn't leave the house before sunrise. And then the couple waits and the bride's mom will bring them some yams cooked.
And then they're married. And when they're married, they actually eat together. So you can look at your husband and your wife, and your wife, well, you can eat with your spouse, but only for a year. Then you just go back to eating without looking at anybody. So they also have the option of just getting divorced after a year, and pretty much the woman can say, no, I don't want to be with you.
Jerk (:So you can eat with your spouse.
Bitch (:When they have a baby, the mother's brother gives the baby a present of a harvest of yams so that the food comes from the matrilineage and not the father's, right? So like, our plan is feeding you.
They are into magic and kids learn spells from elders in exchange for food, tobacco, and money. And I think that is great. So like you want to get things from your elders, you've got to pay for that shit. Also, will, like the elders will give the spells out like a line at a time.
So you have to keep coming back and they won't give them the whole thing. They'll just be like, you can get like, you know, two senses and like, you want more? Like I need more gams, right? That's some good shit though. So you can, they can use magic to induce erotic feelings and lovers or to make one beautiful. They will like chant magic words into coconut oil and then you like rub that on skin and then you can put on flowers. You smell good. And then also like have some extra heart in there.
Jerk (:some grandpa shit right there.
Bitch (:Each year there is a yam exchange. Men grow yams for their sisters and their daughters if they are married. A husband gives his wife's family a present in return for the yams given for their wives. So like here are some yams and then you get like a deck of cards, whatever you get. I don't know the amount of that present.
Jerk (:about us.
Jerk (:That rules, yeah.
Bitch (:When the woman is first married, she receives yams from her father until her brother thinks his sister and her husband are old enough for him to give the yams. I don't really get that one, but okay. At the beginning of the yam harvest, the yams stay on display in gardens for about a month. So can get one come around and look at your yams.
before the gardener takes them to the owner. And the owner is always a woman and there is a great ceremony for this. young people come into the garden, dress in their most festive traditional clothes on the day the yams are ready to be delivered to the yam house. The young people are all related to the gardener and they carry the yam baskets to the yam house.
When they get to the yam house, they sing out to announce the arrival of the yams while thrusting out their hips in a sexually provocative motion. This emphasizes the relationship between yams and sexuality. I will pause for questions.
Jerk (:I'm just picturing like a, I'm just, no, I'm not doing a yam dance. I'm just getting a mental picture of like yams and a very bizarre time warp on an island. And that's all I can have in my head right now.
Bitch (:and your yam dance. I would like to see your yam dance.
Bitch (:Yeah, a few days later, the gardener comes and loads the yam house and now the man is responsible for the yam. I'm not sure which man that was, but the yam house owner provides the gardener and those young people with cooked yams, taro and pork. Sometimes no pig is killed, perhaps because the yam house owner did not have a pig to spare.
The yam house owner also may decide to not kill a pig because he is unsatisfied with the number of yams or for another reason. But I do like that. Fuck you. You didn't give me enough yams. You're not getting a pig. No pig for you. Once the yam houses are full, a man performs a special magic spell for the hamlet that will ward off hunger by making people feel full. So
Jerk (:No pig for you.
Bitch (:Remember also they don't eat these yams in front of other people. But for you know, there is I think some issues with food scarcity and things in Papua New Guinea. And one of the things that they will eat in front of other people are that the betel, like this nuts that are like red, the trigger teeth red, like a mind prime, you know, most of time, just for that's wrong way, but it's kind of like a stomach thing. Anyways.
Jerk (:Okay.
Bitch (:So, but yeah, so they do yam stuff. When a person dies, they have months of mourning. The spouse will be joined in mourning by their female kin and the dead person's father's sisters. They will stay in the house and cry four times a day. If someone didn't come to the funeral, he or she must immediately join in the mourning. Other workers may observe some of the mourning taboos, a lot of them shave their heads.
People closely related to the disease avoid eating good food. It's kind of like that. It's just like, I don't know. No, I'm in mourning. I can't eat the good food right now. I don't know what would be considered good food, but I like that. More distant related people wear black clothes before this, however, everyone receives a payment from the owners for the part they have the burial process. I'm assuming those are yams. It doesn't say.
Jerk (:Everything's it's it's a it's yam. It's a yam based economic system.
Bitch (:but I'm just guessing they probably get a gam. It is a gam -based economy. Yeah, so that is where Professor Morrison is, and I think he's having a good ass time. And I would also like to see Professor Morrison's dance, the provocative dance. I don't know they said that it was like the young people that did it, like so like at some point the older people were just like, yeah.
Jerk (:I like amps.
Jerk (:I could do the provocative yam dance.
Jerk (:Bitch (36:29.526)
Nah, I just eat the yams now. You gotta dance for me. Dance for me.
Jerk (:I'm gonna go eat my ams in private after y 'all dance for me. It's so weird.
Bitch (:It looks even better! like, y 'all dancing, fuck you, I'm gonna eat my hand alone!
I want to move to Papua New Guinea. This sounds awesome. I'm down with your yam culture.
Jerk (:Wow. Well, so he's no help.
Bitch (:I told you, Lord just is like, I was trying to explain, I was gonna do sometimes the Lord just finds you.
Jerk (:Sometimes the lore finds you.
Well, so obviously Professor Morrison is quite distracted in his new yam life and no. So Dean suggests that Sam and Kevin go talk to Crowley.
Bitch (:He can't think about elevites.
Bitch (:He's there.
Jerk (:And Sam's like, this is bullshit. You should be here. You're not even on a real case. Or no, actually, sorry. I should be with you if this is actually a case, not, sorry, I said it backwards. And so Dean's like, no, no, I got it covered. Bye. And hangs up.
Bitch (:Yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, but he's there and he's actually just stalking Cas.
Jerk (:Yeah. So we cut to a high school and there is a girl crying outside of the school and she's gonna go hide in front of school bus or behind the school bus and cry on her phone to her friend because she is so upset she could just die because she got dumped in the cafeteria in front of everyone. And that's really rude. What is wrong with people? And boys are stupid standing by that.
Bitch (:Sit, yeah.
Bitch (:That's kinda rude,
Jerk (:and the guy just, she tells her friend, I could just die. And a guy grabs her shoulder and he just says, and it's our cross earring dude. goes, I can help with that. And he puts a hand over her head and we get big splatter.
Bitch (:Yep. So now I just start referring to him as cross angel dude as well. Just those are the three, but it kind of looks like Chris angel. So yeah, cross angel. That's how I started thinking about him. Cross angel.
Jerk (:Cross Angel Dude. Cross Angel Dude, Cross Angel Dude, Cross Angel Dude, Cross Angel Dude. Nice. So over at the convenience store, Dean goes to the counter and orders beef jerky and a pack of menthols. By the way, not how you buy either of those things at a gas station.
Bitch (:I would like beef jerky to be behind the counter. I think that's a special beef jerky. I don't know what those are. But Cas is also trying out his customer service and I think he's doing a good job. But then he gives Dean a well -deserved guilt trip and says how he is the best employee ever and you kind of are.
Jerk (:Yeah, because he had literally nothing when he fell out of heaven and then Dean kicked him to the streets. So what the fuck was he supposed to do? He has responsibilities now and he's doing a good fucking job. And yeah, and Dean's like, you went from fighting heavenly battles to nuking taquitos. I'm like, what the fuck, Dean, you're the one that put him out. What the fuck do you expect him to do? Where is he supposed to be? What is he supposed to do? Where's supposed to
Bitch (:Yep. And he gets tequitos and nachos. So fuck off, dude.
Bitch (:What are you expecting to do? And you get taquitos all day. I mean, that is like fucking awesome. And nachos with probably some like really shady cheese product that I can't even, you know, so good. man, geez.
Jerk (:Hold on, nachos too.
Jerk (:best kind.
Jerk (:So yeah.
Bitch (:So we go from there back to our dungeon.
Jerk (:Yeah, because Sam is going to go talk to Crowley and Crowley is being real snarky that he's been asking for reading material, but not this because he's got the the the doodle sheet and they're like, look, can you read it is the biggest question, not what a fuck you have, what a fuck you feel like. And he's like, I can. But why would I? And Sam's like, I saw the humanity in you. There's a part of you that's not a douche.
And he's like, no, sorry. No.
Bitch (:Yeah, that tactic did not work. yeah, the you're not a douche doesn't work. So let's threaten you with Abby.
Jerk (:Mm hmm. Yeah. So Dean thinks thought you might be useful, but if you're not, well, maybe we'll just give you to Abaddon. And he's like, she's a hack. She's all fury and no finesse. Okay. Appreciate it. And he's like, I don't know. She was pretty terrifying last time scarier than you've been in years. And
Bitch (:So it's just taunting him and maybe it works, it doesn't.
Jerk (:Crowley says, me that. And he hands it to him and it crumples it up and chunks it in Sam's face. So it did not.
Bitch (:No, no.
Jerk (:But back at the convenience store, Dean is now informing Castiel that he is above this. Fuck you, Dean.
Bitch (:Yeah, Dean, you're an unemployed drifter. You didn't put your snobby judgment away.
Jerk (:shit, and you put him on the street. He went and got a goddamn job. What do want him to do?
Bitch (:You put him on the street, he's working, he's taking care of himself, he's not committing... He's got purpose, he's not committing credit card fraud. You know, I'm pretty sure like, fuck off, like it's just a lot. It's a lot, it's a lot. But Nora does take that time to tell him about a mess in the men's room.
Jerk (:He's got purpose for now.
Jerk (:course and confirms the time that they would be meeting that evening. And Dean's like, so it's all about her. It's not, but okay.
Bitch (:No, Dean, no! Sometimes, no, it's not all about a dick. man, you're just, you're being so Dean.
Jerk (:He is so Dean and but Cassie I was like no she's nice and I'm pretty sure she's not a reaper intent on killing me so and I think she asked me out so in humans date I'm gonna do it and finally there and Dean's got a Dean the deeniest of Dean comment yeah he's doing a great job he's doing a better job being human than Dean does because Dean's like Dean's like all my dates in when I run out of singles
Bitch (:What you're Cass is crushing it. Crushing, keep crushing being human.
Bitch (:So much better!
Bitch (:I wouldn't brag about that, man. I just wouldn't.
Jerk (:So long and short of it, Dean gets a call and he claims apparently his his FBI name right now is Agent Lee Ermey, which is the actor, actor, the Marine turned actor, best known for Full Metal Jacket and lot of other things, too. And he's like, I'll basically there's been another death and it's the one at the high school. And Dean convinces Cass to come with him to the crime scene when Cass gets off work after.
Cass cleans the bathroom.
Bitch (:Yes.
Jerk (:So they're gonna head on over and when they get there, Cas is still wearing his stupid work vest, which is a weird choice when they get to a crime scene.
Bitch (:It is. just that that work vest mock thing is a choice in itself. Stop making your employees wear that shit. All right. And so there is a teenager explaining to the sheriff what happened.
Jerk (:fruit.
Jerk (:Yeah. And Cass is just like fixated staring at this pink splatter. And while this girl is talking to the sheriff about what happened and he is trying to Dean kind of steps in is like, look, look, is this really this your friend? Like the girl's shocked. This is her friend. He's like, look, was she depressed, suicidal? And she's like, ew, no, but bummed. And I like.
He she says that Dickbag Travis broke up with her in front of the whole school. He's like, how bummed was she? He's just like more bummed than when she got to see on a quiz, less bummed than when her parents split. Kinda bummed. I really like this.
Bitch (:you
Bitch (:Yeah, yeah, she's a good egg.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm. So either way, so we now we know that there's something awry here because we've had these cases that are supposedly these super depressed folks Now this chick's bum, but she's not like suicidal depressed. She's teenage. She's teenager bummed kind of bummed kind of bummed So Dean goes to cast and he's like I've seen this before it's not an ordinary angel and this is very fucking bad and Apparently it was a Rit Z in RIT Z I en
Bitch (:She's just kinda bummed. She's a real bummed. Kinda bummed. She's kinda bummed.
Jerk (:called hands of mercy is what it means.
Bitch (:Yeah, yeah, no, they say it's a no can for hands of mercy. And actually, it is it is a direct translation according to the endocaine language, which is why you almost had a whole lore about that. And but so we will have that some other day. But that is but it's not a thing. Like, it's not a real angel thing. Like, it's not like not like angels are real, but it's not real. Like Abrahamic like religion kind of way. You know, like not. You know what I mean? Like
Jerk (:You
Jerk (:It's not it's not it's not it's not biblical canon for angelic. Yeah.
Bitch (:It's not canon, it's not apocryphal, it's not, you know, it's not a thing. It's just somebody went into an Anokhian dictionary and pulled out hands of mercy.
Jerk (:Cool. It's dark. I mean, so apparently on the battlefield of heaven, the special angel that was like a medic and they would heal people unless they were beyond healing. And then he they would put them down if they were passed, passed being saved. And it was considered a special ability to do a virtually painless smiting.
Bitch (:Unless you're a tier -two Fookyli.
Jerk (:they would hone in on pain like a beacon. so Cas is like, but with the ebb and flow of human emotions and he just got to earth. shit. He is not going to get this. It took years to say for Cas to even barely wrap his hat around it. And, but to this angel, that's okay. And that's okay.
Bitch (:that sometimes people are just sad and in pain. We're sad sacks. We are all sad sacks.
Jerk (:And so Dean's like, well, we've got to stop him. And Cas is like, no, you have to stop him. And Dean's like, fine, I'm going to put him down. You should go on your date.
So Sam goes.
Bitch (:But Cass is also scared because he's mortal and I think that is, you know, it's, it's a very, you know, sometimes Cass appreciates being human way more than the humans do, even though Cass is a human now, but it's just this thing like recognizing mortality is just way really heavy.
Jerk (:I'll it.
Jerk (:Yeah. And back at the bunker, we've got Sam talking to Crowley because Crowley wants a phone call in exchange for this translation. And they just they go back and forth and Kevin's against this. But finally, and they don't trust him. But they're also like, look, I think he hates Abaddon too much for them to work together. So maybe we'll actually get some info here. So they give a little test.
Bitch (:No, I mean, that's what they do, but they also just feel like Sans is a puss and it is just like, we'll just do whatever Crowley says. So they're like, yeah, we're just gonna give him some blood.
Jerk (:Well, first they test him to see make sure he could read the spell ingredients and he proves it. So fine. They're going to and he wants blood and they're like, what the fuck? So over back at the date, because Dean is dropping Castiel off for his date. But before he does, he luckily stops him and takes off his fucking vest.
Bitch (:Yes, that is nice. And then you're like, you're gonna did I'm sure this can't you this is why you go you gravitate to this, but it's fine. And then Dean tries to give him women advice and just don't take dating advice from Dean Winchester.
Jerk (:We can work with this.
Jerk (:No. And Cass, like, stops on his way in and, cuts a rose, like a long stem rose growing in a pot on her porch for her, which no, don't cut. But also, yeah, it's very weird. And it's like, it's supposed to be romantic. And it's like, sir, sir, she grew that plant. Leave it alone. So you just killed the flower that she grew.
Bitch (:Yeah, don't do that. Fuck you, man. What are you doing? Like, don't cut her roses. She worked really hard on those.
Bitch (:She grew that, stop stealing your fucking flowers. You just killed it, way to go. my voice is so high pitched right now. But...
Jerk (:And well, Nora opens the door and she's so glad he's there because she's going to be late for her date. Do you think she's just going bowling? But she doesn't get enough excuses to dress fancy.
Bitch (:So she's wearing heels and go bowling. Fuck you, Nora. Nora, you are a bad mother. This is like, so from start to beginning, Nora, you are like the world's shittiest mom. Like you just like, bet like Steve. Like you didn't tell him he was gonna be babysitting your child. You weren't like, hey Steve, have you, do you have your, he's a grown ass man who works at a gas station and you.
Jerk (:You didn't ask him if he's ever been around children?
Jerk (:and lives there.
Bitch (:And it has his tooth be - Clearly, probably, somebody who's not Hal is living in your gas station and you're just gonna give him your infant child?
Jerk (:so you can go on a date. And this is not good. And also, why does she have toddler decor all over her fucking house when there's no toddlers there? It's very distressing. But what a fucking bitch. How would you, you compliment a man, give him a kiss on the fucking lips and tell him how special he is and then, bitch. Bitch. I don't like Nora. Anyways.
Bitch (:Nora.
Bitch (:She let him on. And I never even, you let him on. And it was, fuck you, Nora.
Jerk (:back at the bunker. At first, Kevin's like, I'm not giving blood to a guy to people who murder my mom, but they come around.
Bitch (:Wearing fucking heels, dumb bowl.
Bitch (:Okay, but also can we discuss the syringe kit? What is this? I mean, and maybe this is like leftover from Sam's like, but like
Jerk (:It is. This is the same kit he was using for the trials. then, but the option, the back, I actually thought about this because I'm like, well, the backup is, is they cut themselves. So instead of like slitting.
Bitch (:Yes, no, we approve. I approve of that. However, there's like six or seven like syringes in like holsters. There was like so where did you get this wrench holster?
Jerk (:Those from the trials.
Jerk (:Ha ha ha!
Jerk (:I'm sure it was a different purpose item and they were like, this fits syringes.
Bitch (:Ugh.
So bizarre. It's just a thing that they keep. I mean, it may, I guess, but how do we know those are sanitized needles? I guess you don't care. I don't know. But I do like...
Jerk (:When do they give a shit about sanitation?
Bitch (:I guess it's still but you should your needle should have like something on them just because how they're not poking in the leather like you're not even this is so gross but anyways Kevin's anti -possession tattoo looks good on his forearm
Jerk (:Mm
Jerk (:It does. And Castiel or Castiel and Kra so Sam and Crowley are going to pull Kevin's blood so that Crowley can make a call with the blood bowl. And he has to keep saying his name of who he is and who has to be connected with. He tries to say it's a bad connection and then says that he's been placed on hold, which is just hilarious in a blood bowl scenario. I really appreciate this scene.
Bitch (:You know, I'm just, one second, I really wish I could hear the other side of the blood bowl. Like, every time they have a blood bowl on here, it's always just like, I guess the answer is in your head, but I would like to have like a voice coming through with like whoever was putting him on hold. Who? I'm sorry. You know, like put, I would like to have heard that.
Jerk (:Well...
Bitch (:So we go back from that to adventures in babysitting.
Jerk (:Yeah, the baby's crying and Castillo's
Bitch (:And I'm like, does this man even know how to hold a child, like, cradling their head, right? I mean, you can still, like, he's shaking this baby aggressively.
Jerk (:Yeah, he's not done a lot of baby holding. If she'd asked, but he does start singing, believe it or not, which is the theme from Great American Hero. And the baby does stop crying until he tries to put it down.
Bitch (:which Nora would know if she had asked.
Bitch (:Like they do.
Jerk (:But so there we go. We've got Dean is driving and the sheriff calls and he's like, by the way, we've got an update from the first crime scene. The husband didn't die after all. We only it was just the wife's DNA that was found. So now we know who our suspect is for all of this mess.
Bitch (:So did they run DNA samples on like five different parts of the goo? Did they have like, how are they sampling this goo and testing it? want, what lab technician got this job? And that actually sounds kind of fun, but.
Jerk (:I don't know. That was fun.
Jerk (:Well, we've got goo testing. Well.
Bitch (:Goo tester!
Bitch (:wonder how much that pays. All right, so the goo gets tested and we go back to crying baby.
Jerk (:And Castiel is talking about, you know, kind of relating to this crying baby, about getting just shoved out into the world and da da da. So either way. he's like, I used to be able to ease your pain just by a boop. And then he realized that the baby has a fever because he poops the baby. He's like, shit, you're hot. You have a fever, baby.
Bitch (:Yeah, yeah, so Nora's just left a sick baby with with a with her employee. And we go to the sheriff's office, who the wife was a hardwired atheist, not a peach. Fuck you, sheriff. But the husband got obsessed with buddy boil.
Jerk (:and
Jerk (:Those could have been two separate things. She might just not have been a peach and been a heart. And then we've got, yeah, the husband was really into buddy boil. So now we know that this means.
Bitch (:and the wife wouldn't let God in.
Jerk (:Well, the...
Bitch (:That's what they said!
Jerk (:Yeah, I mean, and that's fair in it for a couple to have a very large split in there, you know.
Bitch (:No, that's literally what Buddy Boy was telling them to do, was let God in, and she wouldn't let God in.
Jerk (:yes. And she was not. Right. Well, that angels in. Yeah.
Bitch (:Yeah, and that's what they were saying. That's why they were having a fight. like really, so that's how we end up with this dude because he was letting God in. We let the angel inside him.
Jerk (:He let the angels, which means the angel possessed. Yeah. So either way, we've got this is this is the problem. And now we know that this this husband, which we luckily have photos of, is the meat suit of the cross angel. And yes, he had the cross hearing. And yes, he was parked outside of Nora's fucking house when Dean dropped Cass off.
Bitch (:is cross angel.
Bitch (:Right, right.
Jerk (:because Dean recognizes the truck. So we cut back to the house and Cass is on the phone trying to leave Nora a message. This bitch ain't answering the phone while she's not, you don't answer the babysitter when you leave an infant with a stranger.
Bitch (:The worst mom. She leaves, she left an infant with a stranger and she turned off her fucking phone where she's not answering. You are the worst. I am calling Child Protective Services on New York.
Jerk (:What a bitch. anyways. So and then he's like, fuck this. I'm just going to go to the hospital and guess who's there are are fucking. I don't know.
Bitch (:So he's gonna walk the baby to the hospital. He was like, we're going from a way, you don't even know about 911. Does Cass know about 911? Like has anybody told him, does he know what poison control is? Like there's so many things you should not be leaving this child with him. Sorry, it's very agitated. He hasn't even read the babysitter's club.
Jerk (:No. But.
Jerk (:Well, our Ritzyan husband is there and he calls and this guy just comes in like a fucking asshole talking about how this house is a squall little dump. No wonder the baby cries. What a dick on top of all this. I mean.
Bitch (:The amount of classes in this episode is insane. But Ephraim can't stop, won't stop.
Jerk (:So this is Ephraim. Yeah, this is Ephraim. Our Zin is Ephraim. And Castiel and Ephraim is like, I'm impressed you know my name. It's my first time on Earth. It's intense. But when I met you and like this whole thing, it's just, Ephraim.
Bitch (:Yeah, so he won't, he can't stop, won't stop until the planet has been washed of suffering.
Jerk (:Right. Well, sir.
Bitch (:That just means he's going to extinguish all the human beings is basically what there will be no people.
Jerk (:Like there will be zero people left. and he wants to be the baby's crying so has a slight fever and he wants to fucking kill the baby.
Bitch (:But that's actually not even the reason he was there. He didn't come for the baby.
Jerk (:No, because he's not there. He's not for baby. He came for Cass.
Bitch (:Jerk (57:38.811)
Well, yeah.
Bitch (:Back to the dungeon. Abby has left Crowley unholed for a while.
Jerk (:but then she slit someone's throat so she could pick up the call.
But that's all we get. That's all we get right then. And we come back to Nora's house. Well, Nora's not there because she's out being a dumb bitch.
Bitch (:She's being a skank. where is she, right? So, was she, they were in the truck, the truck was at Nora's house. So, it implied that the truck was there to pick Nora up earlier, but what?
Jerk (:Where the fuck is she? Did her date murder her? Why can't she answer her phone? Her baby is crying with a stranger. They're bowling. No. But the truck isn't the date, the truck belongs to Ephraim.
Jerk (:But it wasn't.
Jerk (:He was just sitting there being a weirdo. We have no idea. We will never know. We will never know whose Nora's dumb date was. But basically, Afram's there because he followed the sound of Castiel's pain. so secretly trying to be all slick, Cast pulls the leaves and thorns off the rose to make behind his back to make his hand bleed. And
Bitch (:date with.
Bitch (:You didn't take the leaves off for that. The thorn was just there. You just used the thorn.
Jerk (:Well, he just yeah, either way. And Ephraim goes on his like monologue about pain is loud and he's doing heaven's work and blah, blah, blah, blah. So Cass is going to try to do the angel blast thing sigil with his hand on the glass wall.
Bitch (:My vlog.
Bitch (:But he won't let him. So then we go back to Abby and her hair looks amazing.
Jerk (:And Crowley wants to know about her numbers. She's like I've doubled them from your projections and how has she done this and he knows it's because she's taking souls before their time and voiding his contracts because
Bitch (:No more bureaucracy. Yay!
See you next time.
Jerk (:I don't think that's quite how this goes. And she says she's taking it all down brick by brick. And she calls Crowley the king of bureaucrats.
Jerk (:But back at the Nora's house, we've got Ephraim telling Cass, don't worry, I'm going to take your pain away. And Cass is like, no, I want to live. Don't do that. He's like, as an angel, or as a man. Dean busts in as the baby cries and gets flung across the room.
Bitch (:And then we get in the dungeon. And in the dungeon Crowley calls Abaddon a ganky, pretrescent, skanger.
Now, I thought that may have been like just something like, did he take skank and make a new word? But apparently that is a very old slang and is an Irish English informal disapproving. So it's an insulting word for someone, usually a young person and their way of dressing, speaking or behaving if they're thought to show their lack of education and low social class. You're a skanker.
Jerk (:Hmm. Interesting. Well, he is pissed. He's like, you can't control hell in chaos. And she's like, you've been gone for weeks and apparently you're just Winchester's bitch now. You have no authority or leverage left. Sorry. And he's like, no, no, this is going to backfire. You're going to, this is, you're going to burn. And the Collins.
Bitch (:Yep, and Kevin and Sam have just been watching this.
Jerk (:And they're only hearing one half. can't hear her part, right? All they hear is Crowley.
Bitch (:They can't hear her. So basically they just hear his crow voice, which is even funnier. But and so he is just he's threatened her and but she hangs up and he was just like.
Jerk (:And he's like, he's like, Crowley is pissed, but he's also got his principles. Like, I keep my agreements. So he starts translating. He's like, yeah, you get the ingredients, you mix them together and cast angels from heaven. it's irreversible.
Bitch (:No, just doesn't say that like is that does it suffer saying you cannot reverse this spell I don't think so like spells don't see that Maybe you had to like like give them some more games and then they can get the rest of the spell and that's how you know how to Reverse it right there. Just like no you have to you have to work some more but
Jerk (:Not how that works.
Jerk (:Nope.
Jerk (:permanent and irreversible. I don't think it says that.
Jerk (:Jerk (01:02:15.702)
Well, either way, back at Nora's, Ephraim's like, you can't see what I see and you've got to choose death. But in the meantime, slides his angel blade to Cass and Cassiel stabs Ephraim. And he's dead. So that's good. Yeah. At the bunker, Sam is on the phone with Dean and Dean is like, I can't believe that this spell is irreversible. I can't believe it.
And as that phone call is taking place.
Bitch (:Because he's also like, this is stupid. What do you mean? Like, does it say somewhere that you can't reverse it? What the fuck?
Jerk (:Yeah. In the meantime, Nora is walking Cass out because she her bitch ass fucking came home finally, apparently. And she's like, and he's like, basically, it's like, he overreacted. He figured out just some low dose Tylenol brought the fever down. And she says,
Bitch (:No, her child has a fever. Like, that's what you do as a babysitter. you have a fever? You call the mom. Mom, what would you let me do? Your child has a fucking fever.
Jerk (:Yeah, yeah. And she's like, date was a bust anyways. my God, because you're a dumb bitch. Anyways. Anyway, so she's like, the park?
Bitch (:He's probably the guy was probably like, where's your kid? And then she's like, I left it with this guy.
Jerk (:She's like, I left it with the home, the homeless guy that works at my store that I don't know much about. Anyways, and she's like, the part that makes, that you care so much is what makes you special.
Bitch (:But he's just like, bye Felicia, and he walks off to Dean.
Jerk (:Yeah. And so we go.
Bitch (:Yeah, and so he gets in the car with Dean and Dean is just like, where to? And Cas is just like, ugh, take me to the store where live.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Jerk (:Yeah, we've got Sam washing the blood bowl. So sterilizing.
Bitch (:Because you have to right like I mean like do you wash that like where you wash your like Cheerios bowl? Is there a separate blood bowl sink? Do I need to ask for that in my new my new renovation? Can I get up to sing for washing blood on blood bowls?
Jerk (:I think you might have to explain that a little more.
Well, and he notices though that one of the syringes is missing from his syringe holster. And he peeks in and he sees Crowley injecting himself.
Bitch (:From Mr. Rich Kid! Mr. Rich Old Star.
Bitch (:He's shooting himself up with human blood. Gross. Also, why was there leftovers? Well, Kevin only took one syringe out and like that bowl was pretty full and that wasn't, you can't, I'm sorry, that much was not gonna fill up that bottom of that syringe and that was all Kevin took out. I cry foul.
Jerk (:Blood left in one, where was it?
Jerk (:There's unexplained blood.
Bitch (:There is unexplained blood. Why was there left? There's so many things that are wrong with Grissa Wrenchholster. So then we go back to Dean and Cass and Baby.
Jerk (:Yeah, and Dean's dropping Cas off at work and Dean's apologizing for kicking him out of the bunker and he says he's proud of him for adapting.
Bitch (:Fuck you, Dean!
Jerk (:And and Cassiel shares that something he from had said about that, Cassiel should be helping more Indians like, you know, look, Sam, I'll figure it out. Don't worry about it.
Bitch (:It's not your problem anymore. You're human now. You don't have to worry about this angel nonsense. Just go live your life. Go be Steve.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm. Dan and
Bitch (:And he could have, I'm still like, and he could have handled this so much better. Like if you get, help him like figure out how to be human. He doesn't just like, he could be like in the town next, like one over. What the, it's just so wrong. you handled this so poorly, Mr. Winchester.
Jerk (:Near the bunker something. Yeah, there's so many solutions here. Yes.
Jerk (:Absolutely. So there we end. That's the episode. Ta -da!
Bitch (:Well well Lucas goes back in his seat, but he does his whole routine and he turns on the TV and on the TV they're talking about the angel media shower that nobody can still explain. And then he stares out the window.
And I think that that castation needs a A bodega cat.
Jerk (:It doesn't look like a bodega cat kind of store.
Bitch (:It's not, but it could be a gas station cat. Alright, so that is where we end, and do you have people to tell us about?
Jerk (:I do we can talk about our cast. have a from was played by Ashton Holmes. You may recognize him from episodes of Law and Order, SVU, Ghost Whisperer, Law and Order, Criminal Intent, House, CSI, Criminal Minds and Arrow. He was Jack in A History of Violence. He was Tom on Nikita, which was a reoccurring character.
and Tyler in Revenge as a reoccurring character. Nora was played by Tanya Clark. She's been in episodes of All My Children, One Life to Live, Guiding Light, lot of those reoccurring, CSI Miami, NCIS LA, Glee, Hawaii Five -O, Grey's Anatomy, American Horror Story a couple times, Lock and Key, 911 Lone Star and More. She was Becky in the film of Beautiful Mind and...
played two named characters, Shelby and Patricia, in As the World Turns as a repeated character, repeated role. Our sheriff was played by Michael Copsa. Interestingly, he's done a ton of voice work, actually. So he's done voice work for Mobile Suit Gundam, a lot of the films and episodes that, Dragon Ball Z, Ninja Go, and Littlest Pet Shop.
agicians. He was Jefferson in:major reacquiring character in Fringe on the TV show Fringe, which I was a big fan of. And then he has done a lot.
Jerk (:There we go.
Bitch (:Cool. Huh, so. Was it kind of a bummer? Were you kind of bummed?
Jerk (:The funny thing was is that the biggest bummers in this up, like, so, yeah, I mean, it was I thought it was actually a really interesting episode, but it was kind of bummed. Because how could you not with the from Porsche? And I just don't think you and then when you got where you're looking at Dean's law, like Dean lying and how shitty Dean's being about the situation, like, how do you not be kind of bummed on this one? But I also thought it was a really fucking good episode. So it's a weird mix.
Bitch (:It was good. I I thought it was well directed. I think I see a lot of the horror stuff creep in there, but you know, so kind of bummed. mean, obviously you're in there as a whole to aim the life thing, which is, you know, very bummed, but you know, start.
Jerk (:dark, fucking dark. then, but I also think if you want to go you've talk you're me we're texting the other day about me being like a little misgratitude. And I'm like, but also, it reminds, I thought it was also an interesting take as I've been stressed and wanted to like, you know, burned all down a few times recently. Like, I know you like that.
But also it reminds that like everybody has pain and it does ebb and flow and it is part of human emotion and life and all those things. And I felt like that was kind of an interesting note to show how the angels couldn't relate to that and understand that. I thought that was.
Bitch (:you
Bitch (:As Buffy said, the hardest part, the hardest part of living is living. I don't know the fuck about whatever Buffy said. no, but it really is, you that is really interesting. You know, it's an important thing, you know, human, you know, like humanity is suffering. However, that's also just part of being human. And there, you know, just because you say like, I could die doesn't really mean.
Jerk (:Important message.
Jerk (:Yeah.
Bitch (:you feel like that is going to be a passing thing. you know, maybe cross angels should have, you know, taken a step back. but I think, you know, cast, you know, really being the version of new human and that
Jerk (:literally.
Jerk (:try to process all that and taking the side on that.
Bitch (:Trying to process it. Yeah. And really, you know, just as, as you said, being a better human being than Dean Winchester is. So, I mean, he's crushing it as a person, you know, or at least according to some standards of society, but he's trying. And I think he's, well, Cass, I'm rooting for you, buddy. So rooting for you. Dean, get the fuck out of you. I'm just like, I'm gonna smack you. That's what you need.
Jerk (:Mm -hmm. Smack him.
Bitch (:You make a kick in the ass. All right, so kick it in the ass and cheers, jerk.
Jerk (:Give me a s.
Cheers, bitch.
